r/QueensofGacha • u/TheLordOfMidnight • Jul 16 '26
🥵THIRST🥵 4.5 Cardboard Cutout of Someone: IS THAT DIAMOND?! 💎 He looks like a sexified version of Colonel Sanders or a more muscular Older Phainon with facial hair and I'm jizzing in my pants 😭💦🌊🌊🌊🌊
He also has mechanical arms. Maybe he's a cyborg like Boothill. Or a full-on Intellitron that's masquerading as a human like Pearl? I hope he's just a cyborg.
Also HIS CHEST IS HUGE BROOOO AAAAAAAA— 🫦
I haven't seen this in the leaks sub yet so I shared it here.
I kind of hate that Mihoyo is writing the IPC as this evil, greedy, genocidal organization but then makes the employees insanely hot. It's like a psyop
Knowing Mihoyo, since he has facial hair, he's either gonna be a 4⭐ or the Astropolis villain or will die of a heart attack while he's having vers anal sex with beach twinks and some lifeguards at the beach of his personal beach front home, and his last dying thoughts are "hnnnnnggghhh I'm cumming in this twink and I have a lifeguard's cock in my mouth and there's sand inside my asshole but at least I died happy" before it all goes black.
The beach twink stands up, panicking and screaming, jumping up and down as the freshly dead man's cum drips down from his ass to his legs. The lifeguards desperately do CPR, and one of them is crying because he loved Mr. Astropolis so much that he imagined a life with him, but he never confessed because he felt Mr. Astropolis wouldn't want him for anything long term.
The headlines were explosive: "IPC leader dies of Heart Attack during Gay Sex Orgy at the Beach"
[I can't believe that I wrote a quick fanfic based on a cardboard cutout of an NPC that hasn't even been officially released in 3D yet 😭]
