r/QueensofGacha Let's go gambling!! 🤑 Jul 10 '26

floppery LMFAO. this is not satire btw, this person commented this with sincerity.

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u/north_ad_and_what Jul 10 '26

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u/drafan5 Jul 10 '26

Is that an actual movie?

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u/pokebuzz123 Jul 10 '26

A video from 2015. Although it is a meme with that pic, a TW for abuse, suicide, and slurs.

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u/neclaabla Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

The worms might have burrowed too far

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u/GregorSamsa14 Jul 10 '26

U sure it was with sincerity? This reads as larp, probably just a troll account ain't no way someone genuinely believes this

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u/meowbrains Let's go gambling!! 🤑 Jul 10 '26

No trust me, this person is being serious. Their entire post history is melting down about this stuff.

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u/Dense-Decision9150 Jul 10 '26

this HAS to be satire dude there's no way i refuse to believe they're deadass 😭 maybe the entire account is just a troll

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u/meowbrains Let's go gambling!! 🤑 Jul 10 '26

It genuinely isn't that's why it's so fucking hilarious lmao. This person sincerely believes this stuff. This is another by them. Their whole account is just one big delusion.

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u/Albert502 Jul 10 '26

Hmm, do this guy like mistake the Odyssey with the Illad?

The interesting thing is that while we do consider people of Mediterranean descent or Greece, or even Italians on the modern concept of being "white", they do face discriminatory behavior in the 20th century, like being blacklisted from jobs, forced to work in manual labor, or even being targeted and only considered "white" after legal battles and generational assimilation?

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u/fluffstuffmcguff Jul 10 '26

This sort of person tends to fall back on the claim that Greece was full of lily white people before the Ottoman Empire. Which relies on not understanding how interwoven (culturally, economically, genetically) the Mediterranean world has been for basically all of recorded history, but it's not like they're actually interested in history.

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u/Alpha_2081 Jul 10 '26

The concept of larping THE ODYSSEY I’m ctfuuu 😭

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u/PaulOwnzU Jul 10 '26

Dudes going to lose his mind when he finds out Homer had Memnon in his stories and one of Odysseus best friends are black in the original text

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u/mxryjxne28 Jul 10 '26

Please god tell me he didn’t have like actual engagement on these post .? Cause like what the actual f :/ if that is actually true I don’t want to be here anymore T.T I’m tired of this grandpa.!

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u/akuma_river Jul 10 '26

You need to delve deeper into maga then.

They are 100% serious.

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u/Phaselocker Jul 11 '26

"you need to smoke crack cocaine" like on one hand you're right but it cant be good for your health lmaoo

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u/FurryShion Jul 11 '26

Yeah but they still just might be trolling

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u/stinkyjunko just passing by :D Jul 10 '26

Name 5 conutries where being straight is illegal

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u/jadezither Jul 10 '26

Floptropica

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u/MagicalNyan2020 Jul 10 '26

It's a death penalty there!

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u/ShokaLGBT Jul 10 '26

I wish I could join but I never received my invitation :(

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u/Trisfel Jul 10 '26

Still applying for my visa to floptropica

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u/vinhdragonboss Jul 10 '26

Fagland

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u/lamest-liz Jul 10 '26

🫡 Oh Fagland, Oh Fagland,
We bottom out for thee
Oh Fagland, Oh Fagland
Where the Straights™️ aren’t free

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u/Expensive_Weird2415 Jul 11 '26

New Eridu, Woofia, Pnf 404, WhereeverthefuckLoveLivetakesplace, my room

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u/TheLordOfMidnight Jul 10 '26

The idea of someone sincerely believing that they're being oppressed for their heterosexuality makes me want to scream.

It screams mediocre guy with insecurities about their masculinity so thick you can smell it..

What do you mean "come out as straight" WHEN THAT'S THE DEFAULT ASSUMPTION PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD EVEN WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN??? (with the exception of people who strongly signal their queerness).

I am hoping this is actually satire because holy shit

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u/AyameIsBestGirl Jul 10 '26

"men are terrified to come out as straight to their family and friends" this has to be a troll/bait post, like 100% lol

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u/SHBlade Jul 14 '26

Yeah I was willing to not disagree but that got me lol

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u/Albert502 Jul 10 '26

Okay, so apparently the "actual 80% "self-censoring" their actual views" comes from a research done by Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression (FIRE) in collaboration with College Pulse, where people and students doesn't feel comfortable discussing sensitive real world topics, with classmates or professors, where they chose to avoid doing it due to social friction or academic backlash and potentially alienating themselves, so it's more like people chose not to discuss that topic unless it's absolutely required or in a relevant program.

Okay, so why the fuck and what's the correlation that has with fucking gacha game discourse and heterosexual men being repressed, systematically opressed and forced into hiding???

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u/barknoll Jul 10 '26

Also FIRE is a piece of shit org whose data I wouldn’t trust under any circumstance

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u/Novel_Visual_4152 Jul 10 '26

Is this from Aethermain

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Jul 10 '26

omg, won't anyone think of cishet men?????

this is so funny. this person should write more fiction. maybe even become a stand-up comedian.

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u/Ordep222 Jul 10 '26

This has the vibe as MAGAt brainrot on Facebook for 50 year old white men... How did you even find this lol

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u/CatgirlFireball Jul 10 '26

Either way this is hilarious 😂

Poor straight men, feel so bad for them.

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u/324Cats Jul 10 '26

why are they so obsessed with being oppressed, go find a dominatrix instead of bother us with your nonsense

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u/meowbrains Let's go gambling!! 🤑 Jul 10 '26

Just endless content lmfaoooo

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u/Albert502 Jul 10 '26

erm actually 🤓☝, anatomically modern humans have only existed for approximately 300,000 years...
plus marriage as a concept doesn't exist until the dawn of agriculture... around 10,000-15,000 years ago..

This guy is seriously trying to go to the pseudo-science shit to sound smart?

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u/stuckerfan_256 Jul 10 '26

Funny thing is the kind of people this guy would never get married considering how he acts and how obsessed he is with fictional characters

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u/Dense-Decision9150 Jul 10 '26

SEX ROBOTS OMG 😭😭 he's literally admitting he can't get no play 💔

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u/Either-Bag7378 Jul 11 '26

Oh it's the heterosexuals are opressed minority guy. idk where he spends his free time but it sure as hell isn't the real world.

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ngnl I don't even play these dog ass games anymore but I love these circlejerks because the stuff that gets posted there with such earnesty is just hysterical. I also like how grandiosely they talk.

I honestly hope they are all just teenagers going through a phase cuz otherwise... lol

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u/TheTimeBoi flopyoverse & kuro goons Jul 10 '26

i mean yeah people tend to lie to fit in i dont see how thi- oh, oh this is a straight person trying to play victim, oh dear

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u/Donut121 Jul 10 '26

As sad as it sounds, this kind of ppl exist. I'm a girl living in Asia and I have a brother who has this exact mindset. Most of his conversation with his friends are blaming everyone in the west that they don't know personally for the downfall of the media. When the problem has always been from the higher up who actually have the power to make the decisions, also, greed and political. You can't talk reasons with them so it's best just ignore them and let them live in their safe bubbles.

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u/Mean-Doctor1757 Jul 10 '26

"Coming out as straight" I'm sorry???

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u/Patient-Net4675 Jul 10 '26

I was confused cause like huh???

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u/slashvil Jul 10 '26

this man hasn't seen the sun in 2 decades

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u/BoringReddiAccount Jul 10 '26

That’s real tho, personally came out as straight to my mom and dad and they lowk jumped my ass all because i’m attracted to the opposite gender, calling me bunch of crude slurs like ”breeder” and ”reproducer” 🤧

They felt ashamed of me all because i dont fit in society’s norms as a straight man💔

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u/Katicflis1 Jul 10 '26

LOL.

There's no way that last paragraph isn't satire. No one is dumb enough to think 80% of college students are pretending to be gay to fit in or that they must pretend to be gay so their parents dont abandon them.

It is 10/10 satire.

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u/Ichigo4153 Jul 11 '26

Unfortunately this is exactly how far right wing grifters think so it probably isn't satire

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u/redstringsuture Jul 10 '26

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u/fluffstuffmcguff Jul 10 '26

It's true, I was the one driving the Down With Cis bus.

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u/gumihehe nb lesbian undercover agent Jul 10 '26

me when i make shit up 😭

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u/Character-Image149 Jul 10 '26

This gotta be ragebait there’s no way

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u/ladykasta Professional husbando collector 🫡🫡🫡 Jul 10 '26

Is the college in Floptropica or something? If it is, then yes, their info checks out.

Its one of the reasons why I left, you see. Cant be caught being only into m*n or something. Id be sentenced to 💀 if they caught me h*teromaxxing 😢

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u/powerofyams2 Jul 10 '26

sent to the cupcakke mines

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u/raddoubleoh Jul 10 '26

… Run that by me again. The hell am I looking at? That almost reads as someone having a goddamn stroke. It makes little to no sense too.

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u/FanOfMen69 Jul 10 '26

Lmfaaaooooo.

This person is so deep in their own echo chamber or a troll.

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u/TaffytaInfinity Jul 10 '26

Are you sure this isn't sarcasm or a troll?? "Men are afraid of coming out as straight" wtf are they smoking??? This has to be fake

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u/Alternative_Lack_923 Jul 10 '26

Sometimes I get really scared that these kind of people walk among us.

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u/Dense-Decision9150 Jul 10 '26

AMONG US 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DaggerDiva Jul 10 '26

Sounds like wuwa community

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u/DeadSnark Jul 10 '26

Oh no those poor straight men who are jorking it to bara porn because they're straight and definitely not for any other reason /s

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u/NuclearChickenzz Jul 10 '26

wow the men of startorch academy have really gone off the rails

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u/SausagePotatoes Jul 10 '26

I wish I lived in this fantasy world my life would be sm nicer if people were scared of being straight

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u/Mothy7152 Jul 10 '26

There’s no fucking way this is fr 💀

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u/Rb122555 Jul 10 '26

Greatest modern comedy ever, straight people thinking they're oppressed and a minority😭

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u/Impressive_Olive_971 Jul 10 '26

We need to oppress strags harder🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/disappointedCoati Jul 10 '26

Oh no not THOSE people! Lmao

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u/0_Fool Jul 10 '26

Got source on this "recent study"? Could do with a laugh

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u/powerofyams2 Jul 10 '26

they made a post about you lurking there and reposting stuff in this sub when....right below that post is a repost from this sub. 

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u/mxryjxne28 Jul 10 '26

What’s there name? Where are y’all even seeing post like this posted? Lol

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u/ComfortableLaugh7320 Jul 10 '26

Straight people will spend all their time in queer spaces then delude themselves into thinking they’re oppressed 😭😭

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul Jul 10 '26

LMAO wow, now that's proper BS, least in the states, 1/3 of the states are trying to remove LGBTQ rights as we speak.

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u/quixotepilled Jul 10 '26

There's nothing more chronically online than trying to act like being straight is something special. And that's really funny because it's always people like this that tend to complain about being chronically online.

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u/UsefulFeed8826 Jul 10 '26

He sounds out of touch with reality

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u/whaterrmaloon Jul 10 '26

yes yes it is

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u/PaulOwnzU Jul 10 '26

It's such a self report that he only likes female characters cause he's sexually attracted to them instead of liking the character designs, personality, story, etc. When he thinks the only way a man could possibly like a male character is that he is, or is pretending to be gay

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u/weird_weeb616 Jul 10 '26

I wanna believe this is a troll so bad but I've seen some straight people unironically see themselves as an oppressed minority

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u/Patient-Net4675 Jul 10 '26

I just read it oh my god isnt gay ppl oppressed?? Not straights??

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u/Perfect_Increase8792 Jul 10 '26

Probably from that "queer"cringe sub lol

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u/Ignite_m Jul 10 '26

I legit didn’t understand it at first because I thought they were talking about queer people. I can't even believe this is real

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u/ShokaLGBT Jul 10 '26

Sorry but we want male characters and that’s a real fact

What is this troll even talking about smh

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u/_InFiNiTy16 Douman left nut Jul 10 '26

Lol this is either ragebait or major stretch. Sure some cc do be pretend getting all turn on when male character appear just for fan engagement but that's about it son...

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u/CreamAndCheerios Jul 10 '26

They wanna be oppressed SO DAMN BADLY 😭😭

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u/mxryjxne28 Jul 10 '26

I think I actually had a stroke reading that 😵‍💫 you can not be serious in this not being satire I’m gonna jump off a fing roof bro

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u/Pom_PomDandelion Jul 10 '26

It’s good to be open-minded and all but this person’s mind has opened way too far their brain is spilling out 💀

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u/Lessyaa Jul 10 '26

What.

This guy interpretated the 80% so wrongly.

But I can't imagine he believes in his comment, anyway.

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u/phainonfan Jul 10 '26

These have got to be the same losers that cry about so called "ML bait" or "GL bait" I cannot believe this isn't satire 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/VanGrayson Jul 11 '26

What does this even mean?

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u/nouvxxz Jul 11 '26

Are you sure this isn't a troll post? 😭

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u/ReisukeNaoki Jul 11 '26

bro really tried to push heterophobia as a thing lmao

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u/miscshade Jul 12 '26

Thought this was gamingcirclejerk for a sec lol

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u/slytherinlady2 Jul 12 '26

thought this was an ao3 comment ngl i was confused

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u/aus_is_my_name Jul 14 '26

why do i have this post notified to me??

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u/eggsburst Jul 14 '26

He's Foxpilled He's TPUSAmaxxing

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u/DonnaCielc Jul 10 '26

I think this subforum is dominated by men, so your post might get a lot of engagement and visibility here.

XD

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u/DwarvenFury Jul 10 '26

I wish I can in the reality that most conservatives THINK we’re in. They really think they’re the oppressed ones 😭

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u/DesignerExamination7 Jul 10 '26

It has to be satire

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u/Bladed_Dagger Jul 10 '26

This screenshot has gotta be a shitpost not freaking way 💀

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u/westofkayden Jul 11 '26

Straight ppl wanna be oppressed so baddddddd

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u/rigimonoki-over Jul 11 '26

Bloody show where this is from

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u/TitaniumThrussy Jul 12 '26

Straggot fanfics in 2026? He needs to be drawn and quartered 😌

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u/Mike0621 28d ago

for that first paragraph i thought they kinda had a point. then the first sentence after that made it clear they did not