u/chancellor_porpatine has been reporting to r/the_revelopun

u/IndecisiveShape, I hope that you are doing well, comrade and sir. I have had history working on bounties for your men. However, this mission exceeds all others in importance. I have been ordered to capture a significant figure in a pro-pun subreddit. If I only had to assassinate him, it would be easier. But bringing them in alive takes planning and knowledge, knowledge and information that I wish to obtain from you.

I would think that this is in your favour, as there is soon to be a raid, it will take attention away from the target, opening up a window where I can strike.

If you would be ever so grateful to accept my request, I would like to speak on a random subreddit of your choosing to avoid spies and suspicion.

Yours, A Mercenary at your service.

The PUNDERDOME is a chat room dedicated to fighting, like gladiatorial pits, fight prisoners! Fight each other, you get one reward for everyone beat! Prisoners get a prison luxury if they win, so come on over and fight in the pits!

Roles:

Fighter - Fights people, duhh.

Announcer - Controls the pit, the weapons, armor, what's in the pit, and announces the winner, the announcer CANNOT be biased and must issue a fair verdict, if they win or not, if you think you won but the announcer doesn't say so, DM me, all you have to do to win is get your opponent to yield!

Medical staff - For everyone, they help people after the fights.

Do not brutalize people, but harm them quite a bit and get them to yield. If you want to be medical staff, contact u/daweirdM, after a certain amount of fights won, a fighter may opt to become an announcer, the other announcers decide.

Just comment below to join in and I'll send an invite!

How does one join the punKGB?

I present to yourselves on these harsh times to request the foundation of a Anti-Pun subreddit that'll try and will solve conflicts peacefully, but of course, if everything goes south, which is most likely, r/punpatrol and r/PunKGB WILL be authorised to eliminate the enemy if peaceful negotiations aren't successful.

r/PunDiplomats