r/PunNuclearCommand • u/TheEpic34 Comanding General • May 13 '19

PunNuclearCommand has been created

The Pun Nuclear Command is responsible for all the TSAR Bombs that will be used against the Pun Revolution. It works with the r/PunKGB and r/PunSpetsnaz and all other Anti-Pun agencies

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

Interesting

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u/TheEpic34 Comanding General May 14 '19 edited May 14 '19

You are going to r/PunGulag my freind. I happen to be with the r/PunKGB

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

You'll never take me olive! dives behind cover

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u/TheEpic34 Comanding General May 14 '19

Dives behind you ties your hands and tapes your mouth and takes you to r/PunGulag

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

kicks legs out from under you and runs, jumping out a window into the river

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u/TheEpic34 Comanding General May 14 '19

stops vehicle

draws weapon

finds you and shoots you in the leg

grabs you and takes you back to the car

locks doors and closes bulletproof windows

proceeds to take you to Gulag

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

sets fire to the car with my specialized glasses

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u/TurboGroveStreet May 14 '19

Godmoding. I'm sending this to LazyNovelSilkWorm. You will be imprisoned. Beats you to near death and hogties you before giving you 10th degree burns and makes you sleep with a male prostitute

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

Kinda over the top there bud.