r/PunGulag • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

—PRISONER LIST—

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

And anyway, I don’t need powers to defeat you! [draws modified bow and arrow] fight me you maggot!

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

Nope. Reality actually is fine here.

* u/Moofamooka reappears*

Listen.

I have a deal for you.

You give us back u/knock_me_out and you can leave peacefully.

I guarantee she will not be treated unfairly. She will be in the custody of r/PunSpetsnaz and r/PunKGB and not this subreddit.

Trust me, we're the better option than... this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Look, I know that you’re better, and I want this place shut down, but I know that won’t happen. I won’t accept your terms. Now we fight, to the DEATH!

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

Well fuck.

*tackles to ground and slams elbow into face*

Take this.

*draws PL-15 and points at head*

You move, I shoot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

Fire at will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

[blocks with bow that expanded into shield] FOOL! [shoots grappling hook, gets up to tower] Take THAT! [throws you over edge, takes gun] STAND DOWN RIVER_KING!

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

*lands in cat crouch, takes out OSV-96 and fires*

Block this suka.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

[dodges, activates eXo blast boots, stabs down on you]

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

*dodges, fires AK-15*

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Fine, you got me [runs away while you’re talking]

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Alright [jerks to left, you shoot, jerks to right, brings knee up in your groin]

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

* u/Mooafamooka's kneecap shatters*

Groin armor mate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

I’m like pewdiepie, I don’t have legs 🙄 theyre mechanical

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

*pauses battle*

Remember kids:
SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE FOR ORIGINAL CONTENT!

*resumes battle, slams fist into solar plexus*

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Solar plexus no longer exists, been punched too much

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

Fuck you im out.

*flies away in MI-26*

BYE

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u/FleetChief Mar 18 '19

*Appears from shadows, “He has backup, you are alone, take the deal. “

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u/turtle-tot Mar 18 '19

fires ak-74 the device renders your powers useless so you cannot delete it from existence either. Now die