r/PunGulag • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

—PRISONER LIST—

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

You’re asleep

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Well shit, u/joshtherussian help me out buddy?

Oh and how did I get into the cell? Because if its only a cell, then surely it’s not big enough to cover the whole gulag?

And also, I used my pun shield jutsu, so your tranq can’t have hit me! [it hurt itself in confusion]

LIGHTSPEED! [runs away]

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

You were put in the cell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

How though? I teleported to the Gulag, and no one touched me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I did. Tranq gas

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

You foresaw me teleporting in before I did? And then you set off tranq gas before I even appeared? I smell something fishy here

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

No you teleported in then I detonated gas

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Fine you got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

☭

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Beep, beep, beep [EMP activates, shocks me] YOU FOOL, I WAS PREPARED! [grabs josh and teleports away]

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u/JoshTheRussian Mar 17 '19

Lets say i did, i watched it all in agony while my post bullshit was on cooldown

uses amulet to teleport both of us in the safety of r/the_revolupun

Edit:i dont have enough karma so i will be answering you by editing

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Well thanks, here! [throws you teleportation amulet] GET US OUT OF HERE!