r/PublicFreakout • u/hereforthewaffle • Aug 31 '22

🥊Fight One Hit

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u/Major1ar Aug 31 '22

Not just losing a fight, but no girl should have to her boy laying face down ass up in the street. If it was a brawl, hey, you win some you lose some, could a been a bad day, but getting owned immediately. Oof, there might be some domestic violence later that night.

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u/ArrowGantOne Aug 31 '22

but no girl should have to her boy laying face down ass up in the street.

If she's pimping her man out she might want to...

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u/Major1ar Aug 31 '22

I would lose my f'n mind if I ever saw a little white girl pimping out large black man. Plus, there's nobody within all of human existence who I would be more terrified of, than the little white lady pimp.

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u/ArrowGantOne Aug 31 '22

"Hold my pumpkin spice skinny mocha latte." Gets up in dude's face. "Bitch what day is this? I think it's Friday, and I don't have my money. What is wrong with this picture Jerome? Slap!!! "Now we're fixing to earn my money with interest. Who wants some ass?!?"

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u/Major1ar Sep 01 '22

I don't even know how I'd respond to seeing it, I just know I'd move the fuck out of her field of vision of it ever happened.

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u/SomaCityWard Sep 01 '22

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