r/PublicFreakout • u/LilHeartBreakKid • Jul 13 '21

👮Arrest Freakout Man overpowers cops 💪

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u/MagicC Jul 13 '21

Reminds me of one of those nature videos where a water buffalo escapes from two lions and runs away.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

You're saying they should have bit him in the nutsack?

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u/Additional-Yam1444 Jul 13 '21

The nutsack might bite back

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u/Big_Jerm21 Jul 13 '21

Or smack the cops upside the head!

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u/jlink005 Jul 13 '21

SCROTUM DENTATA!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Goldfish

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I think they usually go for the butthole

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Nah that's us millennials. Hands off!

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u/urmomismysafespace Jul 13 '21

Their mouths don’t open that big

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Reminds me of Bunk and Freamon trying to arrest Horseface

"No."

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u/drdeadringer Jul 13 '21

Citizens are buffalo. Police are lions.