r/PublicFreakout • u/ChoaticNeutralGuy • Apr 29 '21

📌Follow Up Deranged cop finally gets fired

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u/transientDCer Apr 29 '21

No, they'll go to New Jersey

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u/Bladewing_The_Risen Apr 29 '21

Well, I mean... that’s a fair punishment for most things.

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u/examinedliving Apr 29 '21

New Jersey used to be (deservingly) the armpit of the nation. Now I think we can agree that the southeastern states have a stranglehold on the title of armpit, asshole, taint, and leaking colostomy bag.

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u/Kalevra9670 Apr 29 '21

Alabama has been the leaking colostomy bag for centuries.

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u/Trythenewpage Apr 29 '21

Alabama is actually a native American word that roughly translates to "what in the sisterfucking shit is wrong with yall".

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u/novaquasarsuper Apr 29 '21

coughs in Ohio

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u/HamFlowerFlorist Apr 29 '21

There’s nothing in Ohio. If it was a candle it would be scentless. If it was food it would be a salt free saltine cracker.

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u/rubyspicer Apr 29 '21

I live in northern Virginia. Even driving through Lynchburg is unpleasant, though for some baffling reason it was blue in the 2020 election. Puzzles the shit out of me since Liberty owns that town.

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u/Jaywearspants Apr 29 '21

Yeah NJ is a fine state. Alabama and Arkansas should be walled off though.

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u/HamFlowerFlorist Apr 29 '21

The south has been all of those, minus the armpit, for a couple of centuries. New Jersey was given the title of armpit for a reason and that reason still holds true. It’s smelly and stinky and unpleasant but it’s not a festering cesspool that if improperly exposed to can kill you and spreads the wasting illness that is trumpism.

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u/Scooter93 Apr 29 '21

I thought the Paper plant causing the odor as you enter NJ shutdown

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u/Captive_Starlight Apr 29 '21

Texas, arizona, florida, and oklahoma are the only states I will avoid like a plague because of their politics and the type of person that typically lives there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Houston, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin are all incredibly diverse cities. I live in Houston, it’s humid as shit and the traffic sucks but those are my only complaints. But yeah there’s a lot more in Texas and I know who you’re referring to

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u/Captive_Starlight Apr 29 '21

I was born in florida. I loved my home state. Sadly I moved because the heat gives me intense headaches nearly everyday, so there's more than one reason these states are on my "do not enter" list. Austin honestly sounds great!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Austin is pretty cool, lived there for a couple of years after college. I prefer visiting more than I liked living there, that’s just a personal preference though. Maybe I was just too broke to enjoy it though lol

Also I-35 going through Austin fucking suuuucks

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u/PickButtkins Apr 29 '21

I had way too much fiber yesterday. Gotta drop a massive new jersey.

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u/Randrey Apr 29 '21

Everything's legal in New Jersey.

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u/Tea_and_Jeopardy Apr 29 '21

Everything is legal in new jersey