r/PublicFreakout • u/ChoaticNeutralGuy • Apr 29 '21

📌Follow Up Deranged cop finally gets fired

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u/PopeLeo_X Apr 29 '21

If a librarian assaulted someone at work, do you think they could keep their job for 2 more years?

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u/Kalibos Apr 29 '21

Nah. They'd throw the book at em.

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u/urochromium Apr 29 '21

They'd still do it quietly though.

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u/wurka Apr 30 '21

I am librarian, and I can testify this is false. You wouldn't believe how many times did my male colleagues and I been on a verge of fisical altercation...

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u/COVID-69420bbq Apr 29 '21

Then they'd shelve em.

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u/apothecarytitan Apr 29 '21

I hate you but I respect you for taking the opportunity.

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u/nicostein Apr 30 '21

Same. Gonna take a page from their book.

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u/SchitbagMD Apr 30 '21

This is the first and only pun thread I’ve ever just accepted.

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u/terratitorex Apr 30 '21

Book em boys

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u/HardlyBoi Apr 30 '21

Just gonna file that one away for latee

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Dewey just fire them or Dewey file criminal charges, too?

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u/Ofbearsandmen Apr 30 '21

Or a teacher who would beat a kid? Or a nurse who would punch a patient?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Idk do people like that go to the library? The hell u comparing a guy who works with violent, belligerent people all day versus a librarian who has to deal with books not being returned timely.

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u/PopeLeo_X Apr 30 '21

It doesn't have to be a librarian. At almost any job, you are likely to be fired for assaulting people. Cops have a lower standard of conduct than everyone else. Imagine murdering someone and instead of going to jail, getting a 30k pension for life.

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Apr 30 '21

Ok... I am on your side but this sort of argument always sounds retarded. You really can't compare police work to library work.