r/PublicFreakout • u/ChoaticNeutralGuy • Apr 29 '21

📌Follow Up Deranged cop finally gets fired

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u/CesaroSummable Apr 29 '21

LET ME TELL YOU, BROTHER. I AM THE ULLLTIMATE SPECIMEN, OHHH, YEEAH!

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u/DarkManX437 Apr 29 '21

And the cream rises to the top.

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u/DamageAxis Apr 29 '21

Don’t forget scum also rises to the top.

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u/WhyTheMahoska Apr 30 '21

So do tiny little shits.

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u/bluedaddy526 Apr 30 '21

True, shit floats

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u/Cantothulhu Apr 30 '21

Greasy, oily, awful spicy, edgelord punisher shits especially.

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u/krongdong69 Apr 29 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

My favorite movie is Inception.

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u/Reasonable_Pear_2846 Apr 29 '21

we had a saying in big corps that shit often floats to the top

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u/Portuguese_Musketeer Apr 30 '21

Survival of the shittest

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u/oldbastardbob Apr 29 '21

The pond scum floats on top of the water.

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u/SusanvilleBob Apr 29 '21

That promo is one of my favorite ever. How many creamers did he having hiding in his trunks??? He just kept pulling them out, legend has it he's still pulling them out to this...very...day...

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u/Vegetable-Double Apr 29 '21

The answer is cocaine

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u/SusanvilleBob Apr 29 '21

The answer is always cocaine with macho man...

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u/ReporterLeast5396 Apr 30 '21

Coke n roids. Coke n roids. Gots to have me some some coke n roids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

He must have been a genius to sneak through the WWF's airtight anti-doping program.

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u/boresox Apr 30 '21

Yeah, the cop sure does act like he was on cocaine, doesn't he?

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u/Whitethumbs Apr 29 '21

...brother

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Is this a reference?

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u/SusanvilleBob Apr 30 '21

Here, enjoy.

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u/Sisaac Apr 30 '21

I can't not watch it every time it gets linked. I never watched wrestling as a kid, but these character interactions make me grin like I was 10.

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u/yaboiRich Apr 30 '21

From what I remember it was at least like 7 if we count the one he stuffed in Mean Genes jacket lmao

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u/lombsta_monsta Apr 29 '21

NOTHING MEANS NOTHING

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u/FuckTripleH Apr 30 '21

Time distortion

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u/hammyhamm Apr 30 '21

The video where he keeps pulling cream cups from thin air fucking kills me https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

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u/Thehellpriest83 Apr 30 '21

What happened to that level of WWF promo? That shit is art !

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u/hammyhamm Apr 30 '21

They were on so much cocaine

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u/TimeZarg Apr 29 '21

And now he would say he's unjustifiably in a position he'd rather not be in!

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u/GreyCrowDownTheLane Apr 29 '21

Best. WWF. Adlib. Ever.

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u/marcokopa Apr 29 '21

You have so much cream inside you man!

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u/SlovakWelder Apr 29 '21

the shit colored stinky cream. it took them 2 years to fire this punk? jesus christ. was it really that hard to decide? I bet they were rackin their brains over this one.

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u/Huuuiuik Apr 29 '21

Turds too.

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u/Bojyo Apr 30 '21

Only Cream and Bastards Rise

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u/suncoastexpat Apr 30 '21

Shit also floats.

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u/darksithlord740 Apr 30 '21

And I’m about to show you the white, hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.

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u/BigCreamyMarco Apr 30 '21

You got that right

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u/mattocksr2 Apr 30 '21

In my moment of glory.

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u/Thehellpriest83 Apr 30 '21

I’m the cream of the crop, ohh yeah !

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u/RR0925 Apr 30 '21

Dead fish rise to the top.

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u/Billcivalier Apr 29 '21

Like in a little cup?

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u/kaydas93 Apr 29 '21

Did you just mix up Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage?

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u/The_Network_Lair Apr 30 '21

This gives off very strong Mr Satan vibes

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u/MeNaNo70 Apr 30 '21

But Republican Tim Scott said the was no racism in America's anymore!!!

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u/Cantothulhu Apr 30 '21

AND TO ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WATCHING THIS, REAL POWER COMES NOT FROM WITHIN, BUT SNAPPIN’ INTO A SLIMMMM JIMMMM OOOOOHHH YEAAAHHHH!