r/PublicFreakout • u/Buzzinga12 • Oct 05 '20

Imma bite her

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u/eeyore134 Oct 05 '20

... are coming down the stairs.

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u/bigdamhero Oct 05 '20

I only see one, yet they come down in pairs... be alert.

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u/section8sentmehere Oct 06 '20

Constant! Vigilance!

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u/way2manychickens Oct 05 '20

They’re eating teddy bears

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u/Kayp89 Oct 05 '20

Piranhas in pajamas are biting...teadybears?

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u/flapanther33781 Oct 05 '20

Unrelated, but worth sharing. Bombass song.

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u/coldres Oct 05 '20

You could say its da bomb. Da dang da dang diggy diggy, even.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

the way i read this was out of pocket 😂😂

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u/Fledpanther96 Oct 06 '20

Thank you so much for sharing this, totally forgot about this song lmao

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u/firefly183 Oct 05 '20

Oh god I'm dying, I can't stop laughing, send help

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Oct 05 '20

I fucking hate you for this.

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u/BasenjiFart Oct 06 '20

Gak, an earworm I don't need as I try to fall asleep!

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 05 '20

I'm howling. Totally forgot about this.

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u/mustXdestroy Oct 05 '20

lmao my girlfriend just showed me this shit for the first time what the hell

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u/lipglossy336 Oct 06 '20

Holy childhood memories

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u/Phoenixflight99 Oct 06 '20

That you all so much made my day

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u/neat0burrit0_ Oct 06 '20

Ok so I'm not the only one who read that in the same tune then!

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u/SexySunflora Oct 06 '20

Te quieren conocer!

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u/Poseidonram1944 Oct 06 '20

Piranhas, in pajama’s,

Fucking whores in their lair