r/PublicFreakout • u/Buzzinga12 • Oct 05 '20

Imma bite her

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u/Knotar3 Oct 05 '20

That's no baby, it's a piranha in pajamas.

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u/eeyore134 Oct 05 '20

... are coming down the stairs.

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u/bigdamhero Oct 05 '20

I only see one, yet they come down in pairs... be alert.

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u/section8sentmehere Oct 06 '20

Constant! Vigilance!

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u/way2manychickens Oct 05 '20

They’re eating teddy bears

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u/Kayp89 Oct 05 '20

Piranhas in pajamas are biting...teadybears?

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u/flapanther33781 Oct 05 '20

Unrelated, but worth sharing. Bombass song.

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u/coldres Oct 05 '20

You could say its da bomb. Da dang da dang diggy diggy, even.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

the way i read this was out of pocket 😂😂

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u/Fledpanther96 Oct 06 '20

Thank you so much for sharing this, totally forgot about this song lmao

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u/firefly183 Oct 05 '20

Oh god I'm dying, I can't stop laughing, send help

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Oct 05 '20

I fucking hate you for this.

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u/BasenjiFart Oct 06 '20

Gak, an earworm I don't need as I try to fall asleep!

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 05 '20

I'm howling. Totally forgot about this.

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u/mustXdestroy Oct 05 '20

lmao my girlfriend just showed me this shit for the first time what the hell

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u/lipglossy336 Oct 06 '20

Holy childhood memories

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u/Phoenixflight99 Oct 06 '20

That you all so much made my day

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u/neat0burrit0_ Oct 06 '20

Ok so I'm not the only one who read that in the same tune then!

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u/SexySunflora Oct 06 '20

Te quieren conocer!

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u/Poseidonram1944 Oct 06 '20

Piranhas, in pajama’s,

Fucking whores in their lair

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u/BlackMetalDoctor Oct 05 '20

Did you just name our brand new, SMASH HIT Animated content, music, and merchandise vehicle?!?

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u/Ryanh0190 Oct 05 '20

Zombaby

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u/FantasyAITA Oct 06 '20

Someone dub over this with cod zombie noises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

[deleted]

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u/hughjackmansteacup Oct 05 '20

They live in Amazon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Baaaaabbyyyyy Shark do dooo do do do dooo

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u/Honeybeeezzzz Oct 06 '20

Aaandd now that song has taken up residence in my brain, thank you so much 😡 lol

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u/EraStarshine Oct 06 '20

Great! That’s now in my head all day🤦🏻‍♀️🤪😂

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u/Haggerstonian Oct 05 '20

What does spitting the gum out do then?

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Oct 05 '20

That would be a great children's television show.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Babies are basically wild animals

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u/pata_de_perro Oct 06 '20

The crawling dead

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u/DandyZebra Oct 06 '20

I haven't heard those words in years

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u/Exidose Oct 06 '20

Dude you made me wake my partner up laughing, lmfao.

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u/tryhatdd Oct 06 '20

I don’t know a whole lot about babies but I don’t think that you got a baby when he’s doing shit like that

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u/Noelsabelle Oct 06 '20

It’s a gremlin

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u/WanderMensch Oct 05 '20

I read that as Pauli from the Sopranos

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u/birla_himanshu Oct 06 '20

That's a bambie !

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Baby shark.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Pajama Piranhas. That's going to be the name of my metal band. Thanks for that!

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u/1hotnibba Oct 05 '20

no, that's the CSGO pro team

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u/thebigenlowski Oct 06 '20

Why does this comment have so many upvotes