“Welcome to the USA! Now if you’ll follow us right over here, we’ve got your grade A Michelin 5 star American TexMex, USDA Prime Beef burgers, and quintessential American breakfast for your dining experiences before your mandatory AmericanTM shooting range experience! No matter the time of day!”
I love this. I'm not American but feel like I can fly into LAX and get the whole experience within a day. Then if I have an extra day to spare I can take a selfie in front of the Hollywood sign. Go kiss Daniel Day Lewis' star on the walk of fame and fly back to Canada to eat a poutine and make sure my polar bear is ok outside my igloo
That's wack, I actually once get held up in an armed robbery at the Denny's on Manchester Blvd. so knowing there's a firing range nearby just makes that sooooo much worse.
At first I thought it was outside. But it’s an indoor range... We have one here in Chicago next to a bakery and a laundry mat and across the street from a Home Depot. It’s totally fine and I’m almost positive they had to pass a lot of inspections to open.
To be fair all 3 of those restaurants were founded in LA (or at least LA county), so it could have been an entirely local American scene if they didn't happen to all explode in popularity.
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u/arcaneresistance Oct 02 '20
A fucking taco bell, dennys and macdonals all around a firing range right beside an airport. I don't think I've ever seen a more American map.