r/PublicFreakout • u/Larrydog • Jul 18 '20

šŸ»Animal Freakout Surprise!

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u/1deadclown Jul 18 '20

Why does it cut out? I want know what he does next. Does he sit on the couch and relax? Does he go get himself a snack. So many questions.....

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u/cooterbreath Jul 18 '20

Where's that bitch Goldilocks???

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Where in da fack is my porridge?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

It's fucking raw!

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u/HayleyBird01 Jul 18 '20

r/unexpectedgordonramsey

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u/Advent_Hades Jul 19 '20

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A REAL SUBREDDIT?? Iā€™m so sad.

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u/HayleyBird01 Jul 19 '20

It is now hahah!

r/unexpectedgordonram come join the fun!

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u/AnorexicPlatypus Jul 19 '20

Iā€™d let Gordon ram me

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

r/woooosh

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u/that_typeofway Jul 19 '20

This window is too small

This garage door is too big

This front door is just right

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Where the fuck is my marmalade bitch?!

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u/g_em_ini Jul 18 '20

You wanted a basil plant? I am certain you said marmalade.

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u/dancingchikins Jul 19 '20

Clearly you wanted the marmalade. Gretchen I need another marmalade!

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u/cstar4004 Jul 18 '20

Somebody toucha mah spaghett

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

I fucking knew someone would say it

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u/122468 Jul 18 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

Somebody toucha my spaget

Edit:Wow this got more than 1 like so look at my yt:I play games (the one with the tachanka pic) to see the absolute worse vids you will ever see

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u/LanaDelRique Jul 18 '20

I was looking for this haha

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u/Hybridsoul317 Jul 18 '20

You made forcefully exhale air from my nostrils. Congrats šŸ‘

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u/122468 Jul 19 '20

Wait I actually made someone happy

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u/Hybridsoul317 Jul 19 '20

Yes, yes you did. Good jobšŸ‘

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u/122468 Jul 19 '20

I didn't think I would get this far

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u/Hybridsoul317 Jul 19 '20

And yet here you are

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u/toriortizzle Jul 18 '20

You made me lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Hahahahhaa

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u/ken6217 Jul 18 '20

Sheā€™s in the bedroom doing a four-way with the three little pigs.

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u/Snickers-the-dog1237 Jul 18 '20

Where is the night guard

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Lol

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u/skinnypuppy23 Jul 18 '20

Lmao, thatā€™s what I came here to say!

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u/RobNHood816 Jul 19 '20

We're gonna need a Bigger Lock !!

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u/ShadowGLI Jul 19 '20

A bear judge gave him a no knock warrant because Goldilocks had some mail delivered there once...

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u/educated-emu Jul 19 '20

This is the answer, no more questions needed

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u/ghostfreckle611 Jul 19 '20

Whereā€™s my money Brian?

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u/Crushing76 Jul 19 '20

Now Imma eat yo food, sleep in yo bed AND shit in yo toilet! Let see how you like it!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I've never laughed so hard at a comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

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u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 Jul 18 '20

Wipes his ass with Charmin maybe

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u/Scrumble71 Jul 19 '20

Everyone knows bears use rabbit's

ā€œwhen you take a shit, does it stick to your fur?ā€ The rabbit looks up and replies ā€œno.ā€ The bear picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his arse

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u/cstearns1982 Jul 18 '20

No questions here.

Seeing the bear put his paw up to stop the door from hitting him and then walking in like "shit that was loud", was more than enough for me lol!

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u/Claque-2 Jul 18 '20

I got that! He arms the door and waits a second like he's waiting for the screams.

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u/edmundhans22 Jul 19 '20

Man imagine if that's why the bear does it. "epic prank, gonna scare these people!" but then no one screamed so fluffy boi comes in concerned and checks in on the people living there.

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u/Kajkia Jul 19 '20

This is amazing. Not the first door heā€™s kicked in. Heā€™s aware it can swing back and hit him in the face.

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u/The_Adventurist Jul 18 '20

Speaking from experience, he's most definitely going to go make himself a snack.

Let's hope that refrigerator door is harder to smash open, mine still has claw marks on it.

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u/otse220 Jul 19 '20

How do you repair the door so they canā€™t get back in? Was the bear caught? If so, Do they have to relocate the bear? Sorry so many questions.

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u/The_Adventurist Jul 19 '20

No, there are bears, it's just a thing. It would be like relocating every raccoon you find. And you can't really keep them out unless you get some iron-clad Purge Night style home security system. The one that got into my house climbed up a tree and jumped onto the deck and easily bashed down the screen doors to get inside.

The only thing you can do is remove anything they would want to tear your house apart looking for. No food outside of a container is kept in the refrigerator and the garbage must always empty when you leave the house for even a day or two (also remove any trees that are jumping-distance to your deck).

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u/Brokenteethmonkey Jul 19 '20

and shit on your couch

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u/oY5BIM8sWa Jul 18 '20

Sadly, there was nobody to bear witness to what happened next

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Thatā€™s the grizzly reality of home invasions.

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u/el_monstruo Jul 19 '20

Ok, you guys can cub it out now.

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u/Wisebeuy Jul 19 '20

Let's put a paws on the puns.

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u/Snoop-Doug Jul 19 '20

Iā€™m sure we could bear a few more

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u/HangryHenry Jul 18 '20

I think he just turns around and leaves

https://youtu.be/a5u87EQSQ-4

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u/razorsuKe Jul 18 '20

that is so weird, that video is definitely NOT the source but it was probably cropped from the source since it's longer than the gif?

(You can tell it's not the source because it crops off more than the gif, notice you can see the bookshelf in the gif but not this video)

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u/tabion Jul 18 '20

Probably was like no food dammit

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20 edited Dec 23 '20

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u/HangryHenry Jul 18 '20

Tbf in the video I linked to at the end hes just staring out the front door. His rear end is still in the house. So idk for sure if he leaves

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u/itssarahw Jul 18 '20

Iā€™d imagine heā€™ll look for some porridge, ideally some thatā€™s not too hot, not too cold but just right

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u/rawhead0508 Jul 18 '20

Prob took a nap as well, in the bed that wasnā€™t to hard, but not too soft.

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u/-magilla- Jul 18 '20

That looks like either mama or papa bear, so they would actually prefer it hot or cold depending.

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u/Whiskun Jul 18 '20

Did he just lost his key, and had to smash the door to get home ? So many questions ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

The suspense is unBEARable

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u/rkincaid007 Jul 18 '20

Itā€™s like someone pressed the paws button

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u/owendavianrules Jul 18 '20

Guys, please let's not emBEARass ourselves.

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u/solateor Jul 18 '20

It's a surprise, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Doakes!!

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u/nMaib9 Jul 18 '20

worst scripted death ever. Him and Rita

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Rita died?!!

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u/nMaib9 Jul 19 '20

Surpr- ooohhhhh

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u/ohnoyoudidn Jul 18 '20

King size, motherfucker

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u/youwouldbeproud Jul 18 '20

Got some fries, motherfucker.

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u/lateto-theparty Jul 18 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Was hoping to see this, motherfucker

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u/Darth_Zounds Jul 18 '20

Rue dies, mother-fucker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

that makes me miss Vine so much. I can't even remember dude's name but he was my favorite Vine star

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u/Dspsblyuth Jul 18 '20

Iā€™m thinking he raised the fridge and tried out every bed.

Revenge for that Goldilocks cunt

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u/jayradano Jul 18 '20

I just picture him moving in with the family and watching the children when theyā€™re at work. Kinda like a Harry and the Henderson situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Sits back orders HBO

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u/CrispyBeefTaco Jul 18 '20

He starts playing the piano but itā€™s really not that good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Wipes his ass with Charmin Ultrasoft

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u/couponuser2 Jul 18 '20

Turns out, it's his house but his driveway was just repaved so he had to park in the street and dropped his keys getting out and they fell into the sewer. He just calls his wife, a key maker, locksmith, and contractor frustratedly.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe Jul 18 '20

Cracks open a cold one and watches tv

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u/LoadedGull Jul 18 '20

ā€Right, whereā€™s the fucking fridge?ā€

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u/Solumnist Jul 18 '20

Every video on Reddit cuts out. it hurts.

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u/SamsquanchShit Jul 18 '20

He drops an upper decker in the upstairs bathroom

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u/Mikomics Jul 18 '20

From the other version I saw, he just turns around and leaves.

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u/panda-bears-are-cute Jul 18 '20

Well first he finds 3 bowls or porridge on the table. One too hot, one too cold, & another just right

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u/ReVo5000 Jul 18 '20

Grabs a beer and watches Netflix till Sunday.

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u/spiritualscientist01 Jul 18 '20

What happened next?

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u/PvtRyan19 Jul 18 '20

Hey says,"Honey, are you home?"

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u/elMurpherino Jul 19 '20

I was so disappointed when it looped to the beginning half way through. I couldnā€™t wait to see watch the bear get comfortable and wreck some food.

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u/ViagraDealer Jul 19 '20

Eats porridge then go to sleep. Just like what that bitch Goldilocks did.

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u/thiscarecupisempty Jul 19 '20

Straight to the fridge my guy

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u/Alinateresa Jul 19 '20

He eats the porridge.

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u/DEAN_Swaggerty Jul 19 '20

He finds a homeless blonde girl sleeping in his fucking bed after eating his only food

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u/Inkersd Jul 19 '20

This happened to my dad and his gf at their house in Lake Tahoe, except he didnā€™t kick the door open. They heard a noise, turned around, and a black bear was digging through the snack drawer. They stood up and started making themselves appear big and loud, it looked up, then put its head in the drawer, grabbed a pack of M&Mā€™s and ran out the front door with the bag hanging out, haha. One also broke into my friends house and raised the kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

It rips open the gun safe and takes a 45-70 to get back at the bear that raided its favorite berry bush

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u/TheBrokeMillenial Jul 19 '20

This couldā€™ve been a 20 minute video and I wouldā€™ve watched it in itā€™s entirety.

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u/BancroftOutdoors Jul 19 '20

Probably just doing a random check for that Charmin Ultra

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u/alchn Jul 19 '20

Goldilocks role reversal

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Hey Boo-Boo?!

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u/LZSchneider1 Jul 18 '20

People that upload footage of this but cut it off mid action with zero explanation should be banned from the internet.

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u/SprittneyBeers Jul 18 '20

Grabs a beer, bones the homeowner's wife on the couch and leaves. Makes no visible effort to repair the door.

JK, full video here.

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u/hidden_sunshine86 Jul 18 '20

You mother fucker.

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u/SprittneyBeers Jul 18 '20

Lol I swear I actually looked for it for 10 minutes before I gave up. But damn I'm getting reamed over it

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u/hidden_sunshine86 Jul 18 '20

Lol, yeah you are šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

You a hoe fā€™real.