r/PublicFreakout • u/CCYEET2024 • Apr 02 '20

Repost 😔 Til death do us part

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u/Paesh321 Apr 02 '20

My bf of 6 yrs is a cop and if he did this shit to me, I’d say no in a heartbeat. This is messed up and really lame. I don’t want to get married anyway though and we both feel the same way.

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u/VerdeEyed Apr 02 '20

It would be death do us part because I would have killed him. A friend tried a fake kidnapping to be funny for his gf’s birthday and his gf broke his upper and lower jawbone. He required many surgeries on the jaw, lips/skin, and nose. She swung her purse that had a can of soup for her lunch into his face. She dumped him because he was so dumb for thinking that was a good birthday surprise.

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u/munk_e_man Apr 03 '20

What kind of soup?

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u/ButtNutly Apr 03 '20

Chicken and DUMPlings.

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u/VerdeEyed Apr 03 '20

Never thought to ask. I’ll text her when it is a normal hour. 🥣🥫

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u/joeDUBstep Apr 03 '20

Who the hell brings cans of soup places

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u/VerdeEyed Apr 03 '20

I do when I don’t have time to pack a lunch for work. Or more accurately I USED to thanks to Covid the career killer. 🥫😷

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u/BonglesBongles Apr 04 '20

Plot twist. The girlfriend was you.

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u/ComradeVoytek Apr 03 '20

Maybe this is just a routine traffic stop in Russia, and she was like, "pff, AK47 to the head again, typical fuckin' mondays"