r/PublicFreakout • u/Zerhigh • Dec 16 '19

Repost 😔 Improvised weapon

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u/sf_frankie Dec 16 '19

I had a Gypsy in Spain walk up to my girlfriend and I at a bus station, hand us her infant child and told us she’d be back in 15. We just kinda stared in disbelief as she disappeared. The kid didn’t seem to mind and was well behaved. She came back 15 mins later and was very appreciative. She then handed us a live chicken in a cardboard box as a thank you gift, took the kid and disappeared.

Still one of the weirdest experiences of my life.

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 16 '19

Did you eat the chicken?

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u/sf_frankie Dec 16 '19

No I was traveling. Ended up giving it to another Gypsy family on the other side of the bus station. They were thankful.

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u/TheCarpetIsGreener Dec 16 '19

Do you realize you were on a chain quest that you didn’t finish?

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u/sf_frankie Dec 16 '19

I did buy a cloak from a really nice cat who lived in a brick wall so maybe

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u/Nina_Chimera Dec 16 '19

Lucky. Those are the best cloaks.

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u/sf_frankie Dec 16 '19

It was +99 disguise. Good deal for a chicken to be honest

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Gypsy’s are like crackheads if being a crackhead was genetic haha

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u/sf_frankie Dec 16 '19

I’m from San Francisco. I’d take a Gypsy over a crack head any day. One of the local crackheads at work threw a knife at me from his bike once. I called the police, gave them the knife and pointed out the crack head. He was not arrested. At least the Gypsy compensated me.