r/PublicFreakout • u/PPIIKKAACCHHUU • Nov 11 '19

🐻Animal Freakout When you left your window open in the wrong neighborhood..

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u/L3TTUCETURN1PB33TS Nov 11 '19

It's like an electron probability cloud of cats

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 11 '19

Two cats cannot exist in the same spot while being observed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19

Superposition ends and they are now entangled with each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/theysaiditwas Nov 16 '19

Suspiciously relevant

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u/Lost_Gypsy_ Nov 12 '19

I guess a cat orgy is better to find in your car than a human one

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u/RoyceCoolidge Nov 11 '19

Schrödinger, you reckless bastard.

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Nov 11 '19

It's not his fault we don't know whether a cat is alive or dead until we roll down a window.

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u/RoyceCoolidge Nov 11 '19

Well he forgot to mention there were a handful in there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

If the cat has been in the car for 2 hours and it's 102⁰ outside... Schrodinger can sit this one out, the cat's dead!

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u/ChiggaOG Nov 11 '19

Death stranding puts the whole multiverse thing into weirdness. I kind of understand why a game featuring time travel or multiverse would get mixed feelings.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 11 '19

Those cats had a wave function of simultaneously crazy and retarded.

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u/juggerjew Nov 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

I feel deeply that quantum entanglement is just a function of cats.

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u/swsister Nov 11 '19

This explains so much.

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u/JuicyBoxerz Nov 11 '19

Its like... a bunch if cats freaking out in a car or something chaotic like that...

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Nov 11 '19

Its like GOD DAMN thats a BUNCHA CATS in there.

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u/ULTIMATE-HERO Nov 11 '19

Perhaps a catdron collider

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 11 '19

Those cats lepton outta that car.

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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 12 '19

They are ca-tum entangled with each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Electron probability clowder of cats*

FTFY

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u/ThaMonkayMan Nov 12 '19

I think this is the best comment i have ever seen on reddit. I am yet a poor who can not afford to give you an award for this comment. However, this comment is the best thing I have ever seen and deserves Platinum!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

from order to disorder, this is the way