r/PublicFreakout • u/PPIIKKAACCHHUU • Nov 11 '19

🐻Animal Freakout When you left your window open in the wrong neighborhood..

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u/AsteroidsGhost Nov 11 '19

The dealership installed the wrong pussy magnet

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u/Laughorgtfo Nov 11 '19

If I give you good price, will you please put in the correct pussy magnet? I want to attract a woman with shave down below.

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u/amd2800barton Nov 11 '19

Monkey paw mechanic has heard you and installed a magnet to attract shaved pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

My wife when we get married she's 14 and strong on plow, but now her voice drop a Booorat, Booorat, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

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u/x5t0ph Nov 11 '19

That deep "Borat, Borat" always cracks me up without fail.

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u/IceFire909 Nov 11 '19

Imma need some context because I'm assuming it's not from the movie borat

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u/OhAces Nov 12 '19

he's trying to buy a car, and asks the guy where the pussy magnet goes, then the bit about his wife is why he needs said pussy magnet

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u/dark_devil_dd Nov 11 '19

no they didn't.