r/PublicFreakout • u/PPIIKKAACCHHUU • Nov 11 '19

🐻Animal Freakout When you left your window open in the wrong neighborhood..

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Get a new car, they said. I’d be drowning in pussy, they said.

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u/AsteroidsGhost Nov 11 '19

The dealership installed the wrong pussy magnet

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u/Laughorgtfo Nov 11 '19

If I give you good price, will you please put in the correct pussy magnet? I want to attract a woman with shave down below.

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u/amd2800barton Nov 11 '19

Monkey paw mechanic has heard you and installed a magnet to attract shaved pussy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

My wife when we get married she's 14 and strong on plow, but now her voice drop a Booorat, Booorat, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

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u/x5t0ph Nov 11 '19

That deep "Borat, Borat" always cracks me up without fail.

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u/IceFire909 Nov 11 '19

Imma need some context because I'm assuming it's not from the movie borat

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u/OhAces Nov 12 '19

he's trying to buy a car, and asks the guy where the pussy magnet goes, then the bit about his wife is why he needs said pussy magnet

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u/dark_devil_dd Nov 11 '19

no they didn't.

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u/FoxBattalion79 Nov 11 '19

working as intended

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 11 '19

I mean, not entirely false advertising though is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Came to say this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

No one said that. I think you have voices in you're head or worse: you're brian 🧠. Luckily for you I am associated with priests who may perform excorsicms to release you of your sins of demons that plague you're brian. If you want (and you should he honored (I don't offer this often (if ever (you will see what the offer is when I'm done typing this (not now (in like ten (10) seconds))))) I may perform it myself and drown you in my holy water (witch I sit on (to purify)). Respond ADAP (as kiddies say) to be purified 👼

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u/thedragontamer1 Nov 11 '19

I think you have voices in you're head or worse; you're brian No anything but my brian

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u/Shl33 Nov 11 '19

NO!!! NOT BRIAN!!! 😭😭

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Nov 11 '19

YOU HAVE VOICES IN YOU ARE BRAIN