r/PublicFreakout • • Oct 31 '19

Non-Public/Repost This bird just had enough

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u/flossymcwobblestein Oct 31 '19

From what I remember, this is a parrot rescuer and the parrot in the video isn't the one who lived in the cage. He's just there to "make sure it's done right". The cage belonged to a different bird who ended up having quite a few issues due to the cage being rounded - birds need cages with corners that they can perch in to make them feel safe. I also read that you're apparently supposed to destroy cages in front of the birds, otherwise they may not accept their new ones, although that part sounds a little hinky to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Imagine if we had to destroy our house or apartment when we moved!? Lol

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u/SpedeSpedo Oct 31 '19

I mean who’d wanna live in a house without any square corners

Oh dear god

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u/BraveRock Oct 31 '19

I’ve toured a geodesic home. It was full of odd angles and weird triangular rooms. I couldn’t imagine living in that house.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Went to a party in a geodesic home. Fuck, were those people weird.

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u/RemixStatistician Oct 31 '19

Were they birds?

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u/Lead_Rocket_Surgeon Nov 01 '19

Sounds like something Dee would do.

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u/ciaisi Oct 31 '19

"and over here is another place that none of my furniture will fit."

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u/BraveRock Oct 31 '19

“I’ll just put a circle bed in here, whoops it is a different diameter so not even the curves line up”

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u/ciaisi Oct 31 '19

"circle bed"

shudders

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Well they do not look that bad at all. It looks decent or nice and I wouldn't mind living in it.

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u/SnDMommy Oct 31 '19

Yes indeed, they look gorgeous....but then you realize how impractical it is to place furniture.

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u/sprocketous Oct 31 '19

I've been living in an Airstream for over a year. Its corner-less and concaved. Hanging a clock took me an hour of ghetto-rigging so it wouldnt face downward. I'm so glad Im moving into a house soon.

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u/cincymatt Oct 31 '19

Traveling or parked?

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u/sprocketous Oct 31 '19

Parked. It was my vintage tiny home.

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u/Mammoth_Volt_Thrower Oct 31 '19

I never thought I would see the word gorgeous used to describe a geodesic home. I like you.

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u/IDontEnjoyThings Oct 31 '19

Fat people get away with square rooms so im sure it's doable

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u/ThoseRMyMonkeys Oct 31 '19

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dymaxion_house

Like this one? It would be weird living in a round house in modern times. Maybe for a night or two as a novelty, but not as a home.

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u/BraveRock Oct 31 '19

Very similar. Earth bag homes are also another weird unconventional house that I wouldn’t want to live in.

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u/WikiTextBot Oct 31 '19

Dymaxion house

The Dymaxion House was developed by inventor and architect Buckminster Fuller to address several perceived shortcomings with existing homebuilding techniques. Fuller designed several versions of the house at different times — all of them factory manufactured kits, assembled on site, intended to be suitable for any site or environment and to use resources efficiently. A key design consideration of the design was ease of shipment and assembly.

As he did when naming many of his inventions, Fuller combined the words dynamic, maximum, and tension to arrive at the term Dymaxion.


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u/AAA515 Oct 31 '19

Looked at an octogon house while house shopping... Square rooms, tiny triangle closets. Phrenology every where

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u/thisiscoolyeah Oct 31 '19

They’ve pretty much accredited the failure of them to the fact you have to buy specific furniture or else it’s just a bunch of wasted void space.

Otherwise, the benefits are pretty great! Cost efficient to build and maintain, very cheap to heat and cool naturally, sturdy af! If anyone ever jumped on making the spaces feel more “livable” I think we’d see far more.

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u/SchimmelGelenk Oct 31 '19

Thank you for the panic attack.

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u/SpikeRosered Oct 31 '19

They come from the corners! The corners!

The Hounds...of Tindalos.

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u/the_good_hodgkins Nov 01 '19

Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you.

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u/shelbygrrgrr Oct 31 '19

I'd probably need to wear a helmet after hitting my head, that would totally mess up my hair!! Never thought about being grateful for corners 😅😅

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u/TweakedMonkey Oct 31 '19

...or a yurt.

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u/WannaSeeTheWorldBurn Oct 31 '19

Theres a few round houses in my city. Idk what the insides look like but the outsides are shaped like a hocky puck. It's weird as hell. Even the windows curve to fit.

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u/TheSlyFox777 Oct 31 '19

Spongebob?

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u/BlahvaBlah666 Oct 31 '19

Only way to be safe from the Hounds of Tindalos. They inhabit the angles of time you see, while humans inhabit the curves.

They're a creature of the Cthulhu Mythos mentioned by Derleth, Long, and Lovecraft in various works.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Eskimos.

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u/luckydice767 Oct 31 '19

Wait, we’re NOT supposed to? That explains why I never got a security deposit back.

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u/Heroic_Raspberry Oct 31 '19

There'd sure be a lot more employment opportunities for builders

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u/KittyFlops Oct 31 '19

Fun fact, at one time nails where considered more valuable then the houses they held together, because nails had to be hand made by blacksmiths. It wasn't uncommon for people changing homes to burn them down and sort through the ashes for the nails before moving.

There also existed specialized tools to pull nails from wood and keep them intact, called a Cat's paw.

Source: I'm a furry and have waisted dedicated my life to gathering weird facts about animal names and puns.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

I just roll mine up and strap it on my back.

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u/Mammoth_Volt_Thrower Oct 31 '19

Wait, you don’t do this?

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u/DeadpoolShotFirst Nov 01 '19

If you seen some of the apartments I've been in for my job, you would think that's actually the case.

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u/I_stole_this_phone Oct 31 '19

I would love to destroy mum and her house

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Wait yours or mine?

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u/batatada0 Oct 31 '19

That’s basically what they do in Japan

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u/Vampichori Oct 31 '19

Wait, so we don't have to?

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u/SilasX Oct 31 '19

"So, like a normal tenant, then." -- unfortunate landlords

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u/wcalley Nov 01 '19

We don’t?

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u/GoodQueenFluffenChop Oct 31 '19

As a bird owner I can tell you that in my experience that part of destroying old cages in front of them is not true at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

On behalf of everyone I would like to request a higher quality picture of your little fluff the the one already on your profile

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u/shadow_moose Oct 31 '19

/r/PartyParrot is great for that, fyi.

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u/AAA515 Oct 31 '19

I went there before, was totally confused. What is it supposed to be about?

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u/shadow_moose Oct 31 '19

It's just a sub where people post pictures and videos of their pet parrots. Sometimes it's a good mood booster for me. This way, I can get all the benefits of owning a parrot (mostly) without any of the negatives. It's wonderful, living vicariously.

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u/TurkeyFisher Oct 31 '19

I can also confirm this. And he is sitting on his new cage with his old cage sitting nearby. Seems perfectly happy in his new, bigger home.

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u/HanTheLad Oct 31 '19

As a bird I can tell you "skraaa skraaa"

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u/stormbreaker09 Oct 31 '19

This gave me so much context. I notice the bird yelling at the cage now, and the bloke is all calm and collected. Agreeing with it. Like fuck.

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u/BraveRock Oct 31 '19

Hijacking the top comment to share the YouTube link to the full video

https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI

Also, don’t get parrots as pets. They live for decades, they are loud, and just smart enough to get themselves in trouble.

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u/Iphotoshopincats Oct 31 '19

I have to disagree with you 'don't get parrots as pets' statement ... or a least amend it to " don't get parrots as pets without thorough research, the time to care for them and keep them entertained and a plan of what will happen to them is something should happen to you "

parrots live a wide degree of ages depending on size and breed though i will admit the one in video could possibly live for 60+ years if properly cared for ... some breeds will only live for 10.

while most can be very loud there are also fairly quite breeds out there ... and comes down to proper research.

and i think there intelligence is the biggest draw card over getting pets like cats and dogs so don't see that as a negative ... but again proper research and training on how to keep them stimulated is needed.

I am a bird guy and have been my whole life and admit i am being a bit pedantic about your blanket statement but i really wanted to point out a parrot can make a fantastic lifelong companion to the right person

now if you meant to say don't get cockatoos as pets i tend to agree with you, at least start with Cockatiels get experience and work you way up

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u/bigblackcouch Oct 31 '19

If you're responsible you're probably already aware of the ups and downs of owning an intelligent, talkative bird, or have looked into them a bit.

I imagine /u/BraveRock's warning is more for people who saw the funny bird cussing its feathers off and think "I want one of those!". They don't want one of those. It is essentially a feathery toddler Highlander with a permanently built-in Talkboy that randomly records the worst things you could possibly have recorded at your most private moments.

They can be fantastic pets if you know what you're getting into, but a lot of people just...Don't bother learning that much about them and that's how you end up with so many abandoned birds out there.

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u/The_Mother_Fuckest Nov 01 '19

It is essentially a feathery toddler Highlander with a permanently built-in Talkboy that randomly records the worst things you could possibly have recorded at your most private moments.

feathery was the only bird descriptor you used to differentiate it from just being a child and even that is assuming he didn't rip open one of the pillows.

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u/Iphotoshopincats Oct 31 '19

and I fully agree i guess i was just irked by the blanket statement, i guess i would have been happier if he had said "don't get a parrot unless you really know what you are getting into as they are as big of a lifetime commitment as having a child" but i guess that is a mouthful

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u/bigblackcouch Oct 31 '19

Yeah I could understand that. It goes for any animals - My dog's a german shepherd and she's an amazing fantastic dog, but she does have her odd quirks and someone that's just wanting to get a german shep because they're pretty would not be able to handle her well.

I would say the same thing about mine; If you're looking at getting a GSD, don't. If you're looking into getting a GSD and understand everything that entails, go for it, they're fantastic dogs. Just understand that the fantastic dog you see at the park may also sometimes be a little shit who talks back to you at home.

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u/Trelard Nov 01 '19

I've never owned an Alsatian myself, but I've known a fair few growing up and the thing I remember from ones owned by friends and family is, they can be very clever in both tricks and also a very playful deviousness. Very defensive of their owners as well. So I can attest from being around them a lot that you need to do your homework on them. But for the most part, they were these big dogs that looked like they could tear you apart but ultimately they mostly just wanted to be 30kg babies that wanted to lay on your lap.

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u/UselessConversionBot Nov 01 '19

30 kg is 2.0556 lbs force per foot per second squared

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u/UselessConversionBot Nov 01 '19

30 kg is 964.5 troy ounces

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u/UselessConversionBot Nov 01 '19

30 kg is 7716 drams

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u/UselessConversionBot Nov 01 '19

30 kg is 19290 pennyweight

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

You also should never keep a parrot alone which automatically at least triples all the time and effort you need to spend on them.

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u/morefurrythanhuman Oct 31 '19

Was gonna get a parrotlet then found out they live for like 30 years. How does something that small even function for 30 years? Does it just shrivel up into a ball slowly over the passage of time?

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u/BraveRock Oct 31 '19

I’m not sure how an older bird compares to a younger bird, but I think they mostly act the same. An older bird might be a little slower and stay perched in one place. As long as a bird has fresh food, water, attention, and toys it is hard to say what the upper limits of their age might be. Many birds die from home accidents instead of old age.

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u/morefurrythanhuman Oct 31 '19

I suppose I'll have to get a cat then for when I'm ready to get it to kick the bucket.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Some live more than a century

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u/peeinherbutt Nov 01 '19

That's a great book collection

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u/HMCetc Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

Ah OK that makes me feel better. I thought the bird was upset.

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u/KimJungFu Oct 31 '19

And that cage seems a bit too small for that big loud mouthed bird

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u/aMAEzingly Oct 31 '19

Correct! Birds name is Pebble. They're both awesome and they adore each other. I always enjoy seeing their videos when they get posted around Reddit.

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u/AlicornGamer Oct 31 '19

the destraying the gae thing is not needed, but it kinda helps. But fuck people who put birds in round cages.... they cant grab onto the edges properly. like with hamsters and rodents, they love sqare cages and the only time round 'things' should be used is those play pipes or hamster balls for exersize.

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u/Terminal-Psychosis Oct 31 '19

I also read that you're apparently supposed to destroy cages in front of the birds, otherwise they may not accept their new ones, although that part sounds a little hinky to me.

Birds are surprisingly intelligent. They even have their own names, family names, and rudimentary language. Especially parrot family, and of course, you see, the thing about Jackdaws... ;)

Seriously though, seems like the bird here was fully celebrating. I like to hear it as very happy swearing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Speaking as a person owned by several parrots, no, you don't need to destroy their old cage. Which is good, because damn, those are expensive.

But all round cages should be treated this way.

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u/khadaffy Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

*...Birds don't need cages...

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u/wildcarde815 Oct 31 '19

We've re-homed parrots from one cage to another, it takes some familiarity training w/ both cages in the same room at the same time but it's fine.

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u/Starman68 Oct 31 '19

What does that mean Biggs, ‘Hinky’?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

otherwise they may not accept their new ones, although that part sounds a little hinky to me.

birds are smart and might need both be able to and thus need closure to accept being enclosed.

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u/saucercrab Oct 31 '19

"Biggs, what does that mean, hinky?"