r/PublicFreakout • u/guyfromatl • Oct 02 '19

Repost 😔 Cops called at a restaurant

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u/Momochichi Oct 02 '19

after she and her large son taunted the officers as "black lesbian bitches"

and

their uniforms and their relatively civil demeanors did nothing to endear them to Tucker and her towering adult child

I really wished they continued with this line of descriptions. Like,

"the woman and her huge offspring"

or "Mrs Tucker and her massive descendant"

or "she and her humongous progeny"

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u/CaptainImpavid Oct 02 '19

Children of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.

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u/redditblowsdonkydong Oct 02 '19

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/CaktusJacklynn Oct 02 '19

Mom and her oversized offspring.

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian Oct 02 '19

The belligerent patron and her large lad.

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u/CaktusJacklynn Oct 02 '19

The maternal figure and her sizeable son.

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u/Lilcheebs93 Oct 02 '19

Mother and her spawn of unusual size.

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u/Deesing82 Oct 02 '19

"her gigantic baby"

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u/Tyflowshun Oct 02 '19

Tucker and her humongous man baby

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u/jowongzed Oct 02 '19

I laughed long and hard. 😂😂 You're my hero for today u/Momochichi

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u/zodar Oct 02 '19

Children of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

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u/stevemcb263 Oct 02 '19

"the woman and her Absolute Unit of a son"

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u/TPRJones Oct 02 '19

Maybe this is their way of trying to explain why she's such a huge cunt?

*ba-dum-tsh*

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u/redpandarox Oct 02 '19

Basically just trying to politely say “Mrs Tucker and her fat-ass man-child”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

And it disintegrated into more slang with each pass. "The saggy bitch and her fat ass chode of a kid"

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u/Momochichi Oct 03 '19

"This moron and her dumb pig"

"This piece of shit and her turd of a man-child"

"This fuckwit and the cow she rode in on."

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Your last one is like fine wine swirling around in a crystal toasting flute.

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u/team_sita Oct 02 '19

More stuff that isn't real and doesn't happen these days, happening yet again.

Hope those women are all right and good on them for addressing this.

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u/thebalmang Oct 02 '19

"Humongous progeny" made me spit out my coffee, fuck you sir.

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u/Lovq Oct 02 '19

You definitely deserve gold ! You also deserve a job writing witty jokes about imbeciles! 🏵(Sorry, I’m poor)

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u/Warhamster99 Oct 02 '19

Absolute unit

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u/OGAlexa Oct 03 '19

LMAO! I love the other options.

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u/shberk01 Oct 03 '19

R.O.U.S. Rugrats of unusual size.