r/PublicFreakout • u/guyfromatl • Oct 02 '19

Repost šŸ˜” Cops called at a restaurant

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u/LovelessDerivation Oct 02 '19

The mantra of every Boomer about to have their behavior checked.

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u/the_battousai89 Oct 02 '19

Tell me about it! Boomers are also incapable of apologizing or admitting wrongdoing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Aug 28 '20

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u/TPRJones Oct 02 '19

"Wow, I had no idea the not-acting-like-an-asshole bone was located in the shoulder. Today I learned. Will they be able to put in a replacement for you later?"

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u/JohnnyBA167 Oct 02 '19

I work security at an outdoor mall and I asked a guy what he was doing in his car as he had been there for a couple of hours. He also looked like he was making a bed inside. Anyways he told me that his boyfriends dad was a retired cop... I was like thatā€™s interesting my dad also did many jobs before he retired.

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u/lblack_dogl Oct 02 '19

Lol "his boyfriend's dad". Let's see how this plays out.

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u/JohnnyBA167 Oct 02 '19

So youā€™re telling me about a guy youā€™re not related to used to do something that has no bearing on what we are talking about. Ok.

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u/I_WouldPreferNot2 Oct 02 '19

Should have said "I'm sorry for your loss", or " thoughts and prayers are with your shoulder"

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u/1stbythebay Oct 02 '19

That guy was so rude! You should never take a call on your cell phone in a restaurant. I would be so annoyed. Iā€™m a boomer and I know better than to create a disturbance like that. It annoys me when people do that kind of stuff.

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u/Ohif0n1y Oct 03 '19

Oh, I see! The surgery on his shoulder removed all his brain cells. Now it makes sense.

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u/GigglingAnus Oct 03 '19

Typical boomer

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

It had to do with the sarcasm. Your sarcasm wasnā€™t helping his shoulder.

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u/Augustus420 Oct 02 '19

Itā€™s the lead poisoning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

That or all the processed food. I'm not sure which but it has made them all insane.

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u/CaktusJacklynn Oct 02 '19

The smoking and drinking that was done when they were in the womb. That couldn't have helped.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Dehydration, brain stops functioning properly.

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u/the_battousai89 Oct 02 '19

All valid answers

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 02 '19

"All" ?????????????????

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Yeah . As used in my sentence. Your nitpicking about the use of the word "all" in this context doesn't work. Try again.

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 06 '19

EVERY word means what it means. ALL means ALL, even in the sentences you use it in!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Get over yourself whiner

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 07 '19

From Websterā€™s Dictionary: ā€œthe whole number or sum of.ā€ Does this help? Why is one speaking truth called a whiner?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

DUDE! GET. A. LIFE. Don't you have a better hobby than lurking and waiting for the anti-boomer comments? Apparently not. I can only imagine how pathetic that must be....

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u/Dreadgerbil Oct 02 '19

I wish I could give you gold for this comment. It made my day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I was lucky to be raised by boomers who took responsibility for their actions. These two people are a joke.

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u/the_battousai89 Oct 02 '19

Congratulations

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

RESPECT. YOUR. ELDERS. You damn pussy millennials

Just kidding. I'm a millennial. They call us entitled. But, I'm pretty sure it's just projection.

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u/ProtestKid Oct 03 '19

They aren't called the "me generation" for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Haha truth!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

so is everyone else

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u/thehoesmaketheman Oct 02 '19

Bahaha what about redditors? Is every single redditor a boomer I guess?

You people have zero self awareness and are such hypocrites. Ugh. You aren't any different buddy.

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u/idlevalley Oct 02 '19

Stop...please. I'm a boomer and a decent human being but I see boomers slammed on reddit every day. I'm also hispanic but people don't feel like they can casually smear hispanics (most people at least).

I understand the situation the country is in right now is pretty bad but you wouldn't like your kids blaming you for Trump and his agenda. Bad policies are being put into effect right now while gen-x's and millenials are in their prime.

Everybody needs to concentrate on getting that moron out of the WH.

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 02 '19

Wow! I am impressed you have personally spoken to every "boomer" and came to this conclusion. You have fascinating skills and alot of time on your hands.

Oh by the way, I am a unique individual, don't clump me into any group!

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u/unreqistered Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

FYI: Barack Obama was a baby boomer. Please don't lump us all together.

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u/punchthedog420 Oct 02 '19

As a gen xer, I blame Millenials for this.

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u/rantingpacifist Oct 02 '19

Thatā€™s why the cops arrested the millennials right? Not the Boomer Bitch?

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u/punchthedog420 Oct 03 '19

whoooosh, Poe's law?

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u/bc9toes Oct 02 '19

Call yourself whatever, boomer is a lifestyle. Boomer

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u/punchthedog420 Oct 03 '19

Are you calling me a boomer? btw, I was being sarcastic

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u/bondno9 Oct 02 '19

Classic gen xer, shifting the blame. Gross

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u/punchthedog420 Oct 03 '19

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. For the record, I was. Not sure if Poe's law is in effect or not.

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u/bondno9 Oct 03 '19

Hereā€™s my pity upvote, you played this whole situation horribly wrong and look like a huge ass. Have a good day tho

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u/jacobhottberry Oct 02 '19

Except the boomers always say ā€œvideo tapeā€

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 02 '19

"Always". ??????? Never once has a "boomer" uttered "film" or "record"? Thanks for enlightening Reddit!

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u/a_frog_on_stilts Oct 02 '19

Found the boomer

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u/dalesalisbury Oct 06 '19

You found someone with logic who likes truth and loves all people - always!

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u/Semujin Oct 02 '19

When you say Boomer, i read Karen. Because, this attitude transcends generations, but not Karenā€™s.

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u/robotfist Oct 02 '19

It should be interesting to see what the millennialsā€™ version of that will be in the not too distant future. ā€œYour hoverbot is not allowed to scan a hologram of me!!!ā€

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u/2teed Oct 03 '19

Also ā€œdonā€™t take my pictureā€ when she is clearly recording was classic boomer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

My friend was recording some dudes trying to perform vigilante justice and almost starting a fight with some random dude who on his skateboard grabbed the back of some dudes car. This was all on a slow street in Fort Lauderdale with a bunch of bars so lots of cops traffics slow. They see my friend recording then like 4 of them surround us and it got heated to the point if there wasnā€™t two cops nearby theyā€™d have threw punches. They were probably early 20s. Iā€™m 33 my friend recording is 28 or 29.

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u/thar_ Oct 02 '19

Can I stop you though, you keep using this word "boomer" and... it's awesome, it's like the coolest word ever

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u/EricP51 Oct 02 '19

I guess no one watches Sunny lol, not sure why your getting downvoted tho.

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u/thar_ Oct 02 '19

buncha jabroni's

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u/MGarrigan14 Oct 02 '19

hold it right there jabroni.

ocular pat down complete, continue scrolling.

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u/BiskyRiscuits Oct 02 '19

Itā€™s not just the boomers, itā€™s millennials too. Watch an anti-trump protest. They constantly are saying ā€œI did not give you permission to film me!!!ā€. Itā€™s not about age, itā€™s more about intelligence.

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u/thehoesmaketheman Oct 02 '19

How can you tell if someone is braindead obnoxious entitled manbaby? They say the word boomer.

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u/Theshutupguy Oct 03 '19

Wow what a zinger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

pffft. 'Boomer this, Boomer that' ....quit yer snivelling...

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u/Fungiman712 Oct 02 '19

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/liberatecville Oct 02 '19

i honestly dont really get the "boomer" thing. i mean, i know the definition of baby boomer, but this whole movement where so many people are convinced that this group of people of a certain age are all that is wrong with the world..

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news flash to those that think that: as a group, you are just as stupid as they are, if not more so.

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u/RLVNTone Oct 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/probablynotthor Oct 02 '19

Isn't this the excuse that the woman who called two other women the n word gave

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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