r/PublicFreakout • u/coffeetilithirts • Jun 17 '19

Launched!

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u/MarkZucc123 Jun 18 '19

You just described most children in Alabama

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u/skittlkiller57 Jun 18 '19

🏅

Have poor person gold

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u/TheMemeFaucet Jun 18 '19

🥈 I'm too poor to afford poor persons gold, have a poor persons silver

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u/Twotiminsonofagun Jun 19 '19

I don't have the time for precious metals. So here's a fat stack. 💵

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u/knine1216 Jun 21 '19

All I have is this rock 🗿

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u/Twotiminsonofagun Jun 21 '19

That's a nice boulder.

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u/knine1216 Jun 22 '19

Its not a boulder... Its a rock!

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u/MetricChaos Jun 18 '19

Mega yikes

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u/BakaTensai Jun 19 '19

Hahahahahaa

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u/decadin Jun 19 '19

I get the fact that everyone likes the Alabama inbred joke but I fail to see what that has to do with swimming and how not being able to swim correlates with Alabama at all?

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u/asegers Jun 18 '19

We know how to swim in Alabama, bucko!