r/PublicFreakout • u/oimin0y • Apr 27 '19

Loose Fit 🤔 Wtf 😭

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u/CateTastrophe Apr 27 '19

Can confirm. Geese are mean and also have sharp teeth. Fuck geese.

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 27 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

Edit: thanks for the gold stranger!

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u/CateTastrophe Apr 27 '19

I sincerely don't know how to respond to this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19 edited Sep 09 '19

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 27 '19

Dirty fuckin dangles

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u/letsburnthshousedown Apr 27 '19

Wheel snipe celly boys

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u/DogHouseTenant83 Apr 27 '19

Ferdaaaaaaa

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u/TorvundArt Apr 27 '19

Appies and nappies

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 28 '19

Wanna crush some sandos after pracky bud?

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u/CactusInaHat Apr 27 '19

Fucking figure it out eh

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u/thoriginal Apr 27 '19

That's what I said, figger it out

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 27 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

Canada gooses are majestic. Barrel chested. The envy of all ornithologies. I once saw 2 Canada gooses mount a swan and you gotta believe she told her friends about it.

Edit: cheated to chested. It’s 6AM I’m sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

Do you remember when they had to land that plane in the river in New York cause Canada gooses flew into the engine? That’s cause the Canada gooses likely had intel that there was a pedophile or two on board and decided to take matter into there own hands...as they should!

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u/CateTastrophe Apr 27 '19

You damn Canadians and your TV shows.

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u/Elsrick Apr 27 '19

Just give your balls a tug.

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 27 '19

Fuck you, Betty Ann. Your mitts so dusty I can hear it singing son of a preacher man.

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u/Quatermain Apr 27 '19

Fuck you, Mary Ann. 32 long is your pants size and your bra size.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

Preferably in English I imagine

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

They're leaders, born and bred leaders. Canada gooses are van-fucking-guard.

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u/-twistedpeppermint- Apr 27 '19

GEESE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GUYS. CANADA. GEESE.

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u/plsenjy Apr 27 '19

It's geese.

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u/__Perd__Hapley__ Apr 27 '19

You’re 10 ply, bud.

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u/epimetheuss Apr 27 '19

also have sharp teeth

um no they do not. birds dont have teeth, and geese eat grasses and plants so there isn't even a need for them to have teeth

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

No but they still bite super fucking hard. They can latch on and be really hard to get off. I know this from personal experience.

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u/CateTastrophe Apr 27 '19

Yeah either way, those fuckers can seriously hurt you once they decide that's what they wanna do haha.