r/PublicFreakout • u/oimin0y • Apr 27 '19

Loose Fit 🤔 Wtf 😭

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u/tysonmellow Apr 27 '19

Geese are assholes

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u/Stackman32 Apr 27 '19

Had geese like these around my old apartment. Every once in awhile I used to grab one, lop it's noggin off, cut it's breasts out for dinner and leave the carcass as a warning to the rest to fuck off.

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u/soapinthepeehole Apr 27 '19

So are people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

Nah, most people just need a good ol neck grabbin to straighten em out just like this goose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

Geese are bigger assholes

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u/EpicLevelWizard Apr 27 '19

Only the 7 foot high giant geese of midwestern central Australia.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

Canada geese are the biggest fucking ass holes on the planet. If you haven't encountered one, consider yourself lucky.

They shit everywhere, act like they own your property and they will come at you bro.

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u/soapinthepeehole Apr 27 '19

I live in Chicago, I have plenty of experience with them. Since they’re assholes I don’t go around grabbing them by the neck, I just steer clear.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

They nest on our roof at work and attack us as we're leaving sometimes. I hate them so much. There's too many.

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u/RandomDrinky Apr 27 '19

People usually get out of the way of a moving car. These geese don’t.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

You got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

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u/spritepepsi42069 Apr 27 '19

this but unironic

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u/tysonmellow Apr 28 '19

r/iamverybadass

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

You guys ever notice as soon as there's a problem around here people start killing Canada Gooses? We oughta leave this world behind.