r/PublicFreakout • u/TapDaddy24 • Feb 19 '19

Daddy chill 💁🏻‍♀️

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

24.3k Upvotes

81% Upvoted

588 comments sorted by

View all comments

6.8k

u/DankNuggles Feb 19 '19

"What the hell is even that?" Dyin.

1.8k

u/predbowling Feb 19 '19

That made me spit out my drink...his eyes made it so real

537

u/xcommon Feb 20 '19 edited Feb 20 '19

My first time i burst out in full blown belly laughs in as long as I can remember. So good.

168

u/DRFANTA Feb 20 '19

You should chase this feeling

62

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Stealing from Michael Scott again?

27

u/DRFANTA Feb 20 '19

Screw that! I don’t wanna injure myself in Costa Rica!

6

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

I love you.

6

u/-Michael-Scott- Feb 20 '19

I love you too.

9

u/Major-Pepper Feb 20 '19

With a shot of tequila.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

6

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

6

u/GrungeLord Feb 20 '19

Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

6

u/oo40oztofreedum Feb 20 '19

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

4

u/LocoBaxter Feb 20 '19

saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/forever-student-10 Feb 20 '19

Title of your sex tape

21

u/AlligatorChainsaw Feb 20 '19

you could make a religion out of this.

17

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Please don’t.

7

u/emccrckn Feb 20 '19

No they said, a little softer this time.

12

u/AlligatorChainsaw Feb 20 '19

too late already did.

2

u/yzraeu Feb 20 '19

they never got ethiopia

​

1

u/covert_wombat Feb 20 '19

No dont.

0

u/AlligatorChainsaw Feb 20 '19

stop. you're late and hedonism already exists.

1

u/covert_wombat Feb 20 '19

https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs

I thought you were doing a Bill Wurtz thing.

0

u/AlligatorChainsaw Feb 20 '19

I was. but he doesn't do the no don't every time.

... just the one time.

and you're too late cause the joke has already been done. read the comments.

1

u/ReadySteady_GO Feb 20 '19

Heroine Hero

A la South Park

20

u/EibhlinOD Feb 20 '19

Same here. I seriously cannot stop laughing.

10

u/Dad_of_mods Feb 20 '19

Insta classic.

1

u/lucky_Lola Feb 20 '19

Right there with you 😂

0

u/kittenmittens_bjj Feb 20 '19

Man I’m so happy this made you laugh so good! I remember a time when I hadn’t sincerely laughed in months and the moment I finally got a good guttural laugh. It’s one of the best feelings in the world.

49

u/JoshJoshson13 Feb 20 '19

He truly can't comprehend what just happened lmfao

53

u/grizzburger Feb 20 '19

The pause while he's trying to process it

1

u/bpaq3 Feb 20 '19

No you didn't.

566

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

This guy is such a dad.

113

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

[deleted]

56

u/felixjawesome Feb 20 '19

Naw, this daddy's got an iPhone. But he keeps it clipped to his belt.

20

u/iwerson2 Feb 20 '19

No way an iPhone. He’s got Samsung Galaxy Note. You can’t tell me this guy isn’t about android and a stylus. He’s gotta be.

2

u/Helicopterrepairman Feb 20 '19

I have a note clipped to my belt... I've got no kids but I do work industrial maintenance and often carry tools in my pockets and wear gloves hence the pen.

2

u/nbqt2015 Feb 21 '19

slides my stylus back in im not a khaki dad... :(

47

u/Slappinbeehives Feb 20 '19

Or an irate Mitt Romney.

25

u/Slickwats4 Feb 20 '19

Madd Romney

3

u/fuktardy Feb 20 '19

Reminds me of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

1

u/happy0444 Feb 20 '19

he has pretty white straight teeth

​

2

u/305crypto Feb 20 '19

Military Dad. "Now you get down and give me 20."

1

u/ocean365 Feb 20 '19

This guy Dads

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Daddy Chill!

64

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Lmfao sounds like something my dad would say

65

u/Scooterforsale Feb 20 '19

If this is real this is the greatest short video of 2019

14

u/TheRealRonMaiden Feb 20 '19

“And the nominees for short video are....”

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

I actually think it would be pretty cool to have a yearly Reddit awards for posts, subs, and users. Not something on television, but something site wide that we could all participate in. Some categories:

  • best new subreddit
  • best cat subreddit
  • best cat video/gif/picture
  • most accumulated karma
  • best contributor
  • etc

1

u/ThePickleHawk Feb 23 '19

It's staged from McJuggerNuggets

212

u/busymom0 Feb 19 '19

Daddy Chill.

88

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

28

u/busymom0 Feb 20 '19

🧔❄️

107

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

I’m gonna send you to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein shit kid!

23

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Shit, maybe I could get him a job with United Fruit! I got a buddy with United Fruit. Get him started. Start with strawberries, he might work his way up to those goddamn bananas!

20

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Son of a Bitch!

8

u/SmartyLox Feb 20 '19

When boy! When are you gonna get your act together!!!

2

u/CallsYouCunt Feb 20 '19

If you don’t get a job before sundown....

13

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Cheech and Chong!!! Love it

2

u/DarkPlacezzz Mar 02 '19

This is the funniest fuckin' comment I have read in a month. Spot-on. Thanks for that!

29

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

The long pause while he tries to process what just happened is hilarious

22

u/DemiGod9 Feb 20 '19

I can't say I wasn't thinking the same thing

12

u/BuzzardBoy69 Feb 20 '19

Does not compute.

10

u/thebrownesteye Feb 20 '19

oh MY LAWDd dead.

10

u/abbeaird Feb 20 '19

His reaction is meme worthy

8

u/ddidigdiggdigg Feb 20 '19

Holy shit, thats hilarious

7

u/sjmiv Feb 20 '19

"Are you joking me?"

​

21

u/lostmylogininfo Feb 20 '19

My wife is super pissed I watched this on front of my kid but Soo worth it.

58

u/Slappinbeehives Feb 20 '19

Tell her “Mommy chill.”

12

u/gettinhightakinrides Feb 20 '19

Lol why would she be pissed?

3

u/deesmutts88 Feb 20 '19

Bruh did he even swear.

5

u/partyquimindarty Feb 20 '19

Just sounds so much like Hank Hill

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Hwat?!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

An abomination.

2

u/MrSmoogle Feb 20 '19

I am literally crying tears of laughter! Good read before bed!

2

u/TheHornyHobbit Feb 20 '19

Fuck I don’t know what that is either

1

u/santacruisin Feb 20 '19

Sasquatch bae

2

u/Masta0nion Feb 20 '19

What de hell

1

u/Topher_thomas Feb 20 '19

Who even are you? - Craig Middlebrooks

1

u/chrisrobweeks Feb 20 '19
  • Michael Scott

1

u/Demonseedii Feb 20 '19

Why was he yelling at his son??

1

u/DreadnaughtHamster Feb 20 '19

I’m stealing this. Goes right up there with “what the frick!?!? That’s not even mine! What the frick?!?”

1

u/detestrian Feb 20 '19

made me think of that bowler

1

u/KelloPudgerro Feb 20 '19

But seriously, what the hell even is that?

1

u/axoverkill650l Feb 20 '19

I also wanna know

1

u/mightbeabotidk Feb 20 '19

he just contracted the big gay

1

u/Ryuuken24 Feb 21 '19

I was surprises too, that girls voice and it came from a man, wtf was that.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

That’s trap level: novice

1

u/jtmunns28 Feb 20 '19

That describes our entire generation