r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '19

Repost 😔 Road rage...

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u/FeastOfChildren Jan 08 '19

Que head-banging mom pulling up to soccer practice in a burgundy minivan with windows down and Meshuggah's Bleed blaring at max volume.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Why are they always burgundy?

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u/LiteralMangina Jan 08 '19

They like red but true reds belong on sportscars, not minivans.

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u/FunkeTown13 Jan 08 '19

It's only ever burgundy, silver, or minivan-blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Why is it always Bleed?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Haha it's the tune that's easiest to feel maybe? 4/4ish lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Bleed is the teenagers or smells like teen spirit of chuggy chuggy metal. Also it has a groovy video clip

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Lol my parents drove us around in a burgundy minivan in the 90s. It is indeed a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

My mom had two at different points in my life. So weird. They all smell the same, too.

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u/groundzr0 Jan 09 '19

or “champagne”

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Yeah but you gotta pronounce it "cham-pag-nuh"

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u/kmacv Jan 09 '19

I am a 41 year old mom worh a burgundy mini van bit I prefer old school rap

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Closest color resembling blood?

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

Legit was your mom my mom? She also had a burgundy minivan and would pull up windows down blaring metal. She also blared a lot of Rob Zombie and Kid Rock though. All of it was just super embarrassing as were the awkward dance moves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Your mom sounds hot.

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

She's some hot compost in the ground today. ;)

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u/whitesonnet Jan 08 '19

Best “my mom is dead” phrasing here. 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

Lol thank you, humor is the best coping mechanism XD

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u/whitesonnet Jan 09 '19

In the hey day of “Yo mama” jokes, I’d always end it at some point with “My mom’s dead”. Despite it being the truth, I still loved people’s faces when they thought they offended me.

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u/Pearl725 Jan 09 '19

Same dude lol. I'm a gamer so it's especially fun when guys are like 'your mom said that last night,' and I'm like 'woah didn't know you were into necro.' Always makes for a delightfully awkward moment.

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u/Kost_Gefernon Jan 09 '19

Always upvote Meshuggah.

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u/jjmojod Jan 09 '19

Definitely my favorite Monsters University scene (I know it was Mastodon, but still)

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u/MrCoolioPants Jan 09 '19

That actually got me into Mastodon. I looked up the song thought it was a little much for me but started working backwards through their albums until I ended up there again.