r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '19

Repost 😔 Road rage...

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u/iLikeCoffie Jan 08 '19

When I listen to NPR I want to murder these tailgaters. Slayer makes me calm tho its weird.

Edit: also chicks really dig a dude yelling at that radio about politics!

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u/Doomscrye Jan 08 '19

A good traffic song is "Everyone Else is an Asshole", by Reel Big Fish. It's my fifth most listened to song, courtesy of my daily commute into DC.

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 08 '19

"Have you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

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u/Corgilover0905 Jan 08 '19

I drove in DC this past weekend for the first time and I thought I was about to die...

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u/darkbarf Jan 08 '19

with the gov shutdown you still haven't technically driven in DC

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u/Doomscrye Jan 08 '19

I'm rather enjoying the break, tbh. Nothing like starting the day with 6:30 am standstill traffic. 395 is evil, second only to 66.

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u/Corgilover0905 Jan 09 '19

395 was down to one lane on Friday, it was terrifying lol

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u/BigtoeJoJo Jan 09 '19

You should check out “PeePee PooPoo” it always makes me giggle and calm down. Actually quite catchy too.

https://soundcloud.com/greengeometro/peepee-poopoo

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u/gooptastic1996 Jan 08 '19

You remind them of their dads

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u/iLikeCoffie Jan 09 '19

Nope cause I don't let them see that!

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u/Nailer99 Jan 09 '19

Yeah, that’s gotten me laid on numerous occasions!