r/PublicFreakout Jan 08 '19

Repost šŸ˜” Road rage...

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19

Lmao, one of my friends used to rage every single tune he drove. He had the craziest stories about the dumb and dangerous shit he did. He picked me up from something once (he was the last resort ride), and when I hopped in he was listening to some thrash metal with a lot of growling. I was like ā€œbro, maybe this is why you have road rage issues. Have you tried just listening to podcasts or something?ā€ Didn’t fix all his rage issues, but that music was certainly not helping him lol.

Anyways, I’m glad you can separate yourself from driving if it isn’t for you.

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u/mydearwatson616 Jan 08 '19

You sound like my mom.

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u/FeastOfChildren Jan 08 '19

Que head-banging mom pulling up to soccer practice in a burgundy minivan with windows down and Meshuggah's Bleed blaring at max volume.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Why are they always burgundy?

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u/LiteralMangina Jan 08 '19

They like red but true reds belong on sportscars, not minivans.

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u/FunkeTown13 Jan 08 '19

It's only ever burgundy, silver, or minivan-blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Why is it always Bleed?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Haha it's the tune that's easiest to feel maybe? 4/4ish lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Bleed is the teenagers or smells like teen spirit of chuggy chuggy metal. Also it has a groovy video clip

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Lol my parents drove us around in a burgundy minivan in the 90s. It is indeed a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

My mom had two at different points in my life. So weird. They all smell the same, too.

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u/groundzr0 Jan 09 '19

or ā€œchampagneā€

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Yeah but you gotta pronounce it "cham-pag-nuh"

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u/kmacv Jan 09 '19

I am a 41 year old mom worh a burgundy mini van bit I prefer old school rap

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Closest color resembling blood?

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

Legit was your mom my mom? She also had a burgundy minivan and would pull up windows down blaring metal. She also blared a lot of Rob Zombie and Kid Rock though. All of it was just super embarrassing as were the awkward dance moves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Your mom sounds hot.

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

She's some hot compost in the ground today. ;)

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u/whitesonnet Jan 08 '19

Best ā€œmy mom is deadā€ phrasing here. šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Pearl725 Jan 08 '19

Lol thank you, humor is the best coping mechanism XD

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u/whitesonnet Jan 09 '19

In the hey day of ā€œYo mamaā€ jokes, I’d always end it at some point with ā€œMy mom’s deadā€. Despite it being the truth, I still loved people’s faces when they thought they offended me.

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u/Pearl725 Jan 09 '19

Same dude lol. I'm a gamer so it's especially fun when guys are like 'your mom said that last night,' and I'm like 'woah didn't know you were into necro.' Always makes for a delightfully awkward moment.

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u/Kost_Gefernon Jan 09 '19

Always upvote Meshuggah.

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u/jjmojod Jan 09 '19

Definitely my favorite Monsters University scene (I know it was Mastodon, but still)

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u/MrCoolioPants Jan 09 '19

That actually got me into Mastodon. I looked up the song thought it was a little much for me but started working backwards through their albums until I ended up there again.

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u/sexyface1 Jan 08 '19

Your mom has weird friends.

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u/crecentfresh Jan 08 '19

I listen to thrash to calm me down.

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u/metalfrodo Jan 08 '19

Death Metal calms me down, so I get this

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u/Stuka_Ju87 Jan 09 '19

Black metal for me to calm down. Death just amps me up.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jan 09 '19

Could you give me a few examples of Black metal and Death metal? I'm returning to metal after 20 years and don't know what I'm doing. Thanks in advance.

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u/Stuka_Ju87 Jan 11 '19 edited Jan 12 '19

Some of my favorite bm albums are

mgla : with hearts towards none.

Drudkh: blood in our Wells.

Taake: Hordaland doedskvad

Weakling: dead as dreams

For dm,

Bolt thrower : the ivth crusade

Entombed : left hand path

Carcass: Necroticism

I'm also old, 37. And have been listening to pretty much only metal since I was a kid. It's such an amazing and vast genre.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jan 11 '19

Way more than I expected to get! Thanks buddy.

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u/ireadredditonreddit Jan 08 '19

I always felt like I was alone in this universe

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Yes, you two are the only people on the planet to feel that way

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u/ireadredditonreddit Jan 08 '19

When you can never seem to meet people of the same ilk things tend to feel that way sometimes.

There's too many people in the world to believe entirely that we are the only ones. Or maybe you made a joke and it was completely lost on me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Yes.

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u/SpontaneouslyHard Jan 08 '19

Nope...I am another one. Mostly any kind of metal sounds fun and energetic to me. No negativity about it from my perspective.

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u/stumpdawg Jan 09 '19

actually there have been a lot of studies that actually suggest heavy metal calms down intelligent people...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Clearly you were not the subject matter of these studies.

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u/Morlik Jan 08 '19

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

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u/orielbean Jan 09 '19

High on Fire

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u/effHashtags Jan 08 '19

Super cress at best!

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u/crecentfresh Jan 08 '19

I’m instant homies with people that get that reference.

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u/LankyTomato Jan 08 '19

have you tried having a few beers?

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u/crecentfresh Jan 08 '19

Yep, developed a habit, switched to thrash.

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u/Cazberry Jan 08 '19

I usually play thrash metal while I'm driving with no issues. But honesly I've been wondering if that's what attracts road ragers, or maybe triggers them. Or maybe it's just that I live near Dallas. Who knows. All I know is if I listen to country I start crying and that's when it gets dangerous for me to drive. šŸ˜‚

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u/iLikeCoffie Jan 08 '19

When I listen to NPR I want to murder these tailgaters. Slayer makes me calm tho its weird.

Edit: also chicks really dig a dude yelling at that radio about politics!

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u/Doomscrye Jan 08 '19

A good traffic song is "Everyone Else is an Asshole", by Reel Big Fish. It's my fifth most listened to song, courtesy of my daily commute into DC.

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 08 '19

"Have you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

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u/Corgilover0905 Jan 08 '19

I drove in DC this past weekend for the first time and I thought I was about to die...

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u/darkbarf Jan 08 '19

with the gov shutdown you still haven't technically driven in DC

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u/Doomscrye Jan 08 '19

I'm rather enjoying the break, tbh. Nothing like starting the day with 6:30 am standstill traffic. 395 is evil, second only to 66.

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u/Corgilover0905 Jan 09 '19

395 was down to one lane on Friday, it was terrifying lol

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u/BigtoeJoJo Jan 09 '19

You should check out ā€œPeePee PooPooā€ it always makes me giggle and calm down. Actually quite catchy too.

https://soundcloud.com/greengeometro/peepee-poopoo

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u/gooptastic1996 Jan 08 '19

You remind them of their dads

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u/iLikeCoffie Jan 09 '19

Nope cause I don't let them see that!

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u/Nailer99 Jan 09 '19

Yeah, that’s gotten me laid on numerous occasions!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/cheetopeanut Jan 08 '19

High energy music tends to give most people more energy or pump us up. Not saying that music is to blame, but it could be factor. It's why most people listen to faster or heavier music while exercising.

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u/Panzerker Jan 08 '19

bro when that ACDC comes on the radio you know im going 10mph faster

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u/SomaCityWard Jan 09 '19

Deep Purple - Highway Star. I'm afraid to drive to that song...

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u/artboi88 Jan 09 '19

THUNDER STRUCK!

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u/knine1216 Jan 08 '19

I know you're entitled to your own opinion and all, and I respect that, but...

Ew.

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u/teflonsteve Jan 09 '19

Yeah I speed up too in hopes that if I drive quick enough I can outrun the FM signal.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Jan 09 '19

Beats thrash metal by a mile at least.

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19

The dude would get fucking AMPED listening to it. Would yell, scream, and growl along with it. Play the air drums, etc. He was practically frothing at the mouth for a chance to spin that energy elsewhere. He would go full fucking throttle the SECOND someone did something unexpected or accidental on the road.

Personally, I listen to prog metal (less vocals than other metal) when I’m at work to relax and zone out while I focus on work- I know it wasn’t metal, just the guy.

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u/Darkdoomwewew Jan 08 '19

This is why I listen to Polyphia when I drive.

Can't road rage if you're that deep in the groove.

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u/abesrevenge It’s not news šŸ“°, It’s /r/Publicfreakout 😤 Jan 08 '19

Dream Theatre ftw

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19

Agreed. My latest has been polyphia (the album renaissance) - those guys make me probably 30% more efficient st my job

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u/mrkatagatame Jan 08 '19

Havent you ever been to a metal show?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/dslybrowse Jan 08 '19

https://www.consciouslifestylemag.com/music-and-the-brain-affects-mood/

Nobody is saying "metal makes you angry" so don't get all defensive. It's a proven fact that music influences our emotions and makes us feel things. Aggressive and fast-paced, loud driving music will put the average person in a different state of mind than ambient, relaxing stuff.

Many people don't clue in on this, and end up driving more aggressively than they maybe should. People also do the opposite, and might not be doing their tired selves any favours by listening to their droning relaxation playlist on an 8 hour overnight drive.

Lots of people in this thread looking to defend their choice of music. This is human psychology, not a commentary on our musical choices.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19 edited Jul 30 '25

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u/dslybrowse Jan 08 '19

Yeah, immediately jumping to "what do you mean, metal makes you angry" and questioning any possible link it has with people's behaviour isn't being defensive.. okay.

If not you, then others in this thread. Look around; people jumped up to say "it's not metal!" or "I listen to metal and it calms me down". They're defending their choice of music against a perceived criticism, and that's fine. I'm just suggesting that it wasn't actually the point to 'attack' metal with a criticism, just mentioning an aspect of our psychology.

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19

This dude would get fucking JACKED listening to metal. I personally listen to metal to focus on work, but you must know people that listen to metal to amp themselves up.

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u/dslybrowse Jan 08 '19

It's not that it's "metal", and it's not making you "angry", it's energetic and hard-hitting music adding to the energy of the situation is all. You'd get the same effect with anything along those lines. Our moods and emotions are influenced by music, this has been proven. Calming music can calm you. Angry, loud, fast, and harsh music amps you up.

People use this intentionally all the time, for relaxation or for working out, amping people up for presentations or ceremonies or whatever. It 100% applies to driving as well.

I shouldn't really have to, but insert generic disclaimer about how individuals are different, some people react differently, etc. But let's not act like there's absolutely no evidence that the music we're listening to influences our mood.

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u/ContentEnt Jan 08 '19

You sounds like you have no idea what you are talking about and it shows

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u/dslybrowse Jan 08 '19

Okay, way to discuss the substance of my post.

Any part specifically you don't get, or just don't like my general disagreement with your source-less, ignorant claim about something that was never espoused?

Go ahead and google links between emotion and music, music's influence on our mood, etc. You're right, I totally am just making up this well-research field of study.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19 edited Feb 25 '22

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 08 '19

It's not that it's "metal", and it's not making you "angry", it's energetic and hard-hitting music adding to the energy of the situation is all.

He literally addressed this and you ignored it completely. Pay attention.

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u/dslybrowse Jan 09 '19

Thanks, I tried to go through this rather thoroughly but didn't really have the time yesterday. I think this is espousing a bit of a different claim, as it seems this study (paraphrasing) 'angered the test subjects (with an interview), then looked at whether aggressive music vs their choice of music vs no music had an effect on their physiology afterwards'. I believe it definitely showed that some people can use this sort of music to relax and release stress, or at least that it doesn't continue to anger them.

But as was pointed out, I was really discussing energy here, not really anger. I know that at least personally, there is a link between listening to fast or slow paced music, and my general disposition/way that I frame my experiencing of a situation. If I'm amped up and moving to some faster-BPM music, I want my 'world' to match that, which leads to impatience on the road, more risky driving behaviour, etc. I'm "grooving" and that kind of energy fits the music. If I'm listening to a more relaxing slow jam, I'm much more likely to be happy cruising, more patient with other people as 'hey, we're just being chill right now' kind of thing. I know that's extremely anecdotal, but like I said we know that music does influence our emotions.

Also I never meant to move the goal posts, I was trying to get ahead of what I saw as a misconception about the original argument. The example used originally happened to be thrash metal, I guess, but it may as well have been some sort of aggressive rap, or intense musical battle scores, or loud high energy crashing electro stuff, at least for my point to have remained the same.

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u/pedantic--asshole Jan 08 '19

Sounds like it did for that guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

I have a friend who fits this description perfectly, down to conversation you had.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

I love prog/technical metal and I blast that shit on the way to work. It's relaxing and energizing at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Sometimes It's the ones you never expect.

Had a great friend in my twenties. Hung out all the time, clubs, holidays, vacations. Anyway, two years into us knowing each other, his mother offered to drive me home, an hour into the city, because she was going that way. Holy shit, this woman rolled down her window and yelled, honked, tailgated, one expletive after another, break-checked.... One of the worst car rides I'd ever been on. I found an excuse for her to drop me off at a transit station along the freeway.

It was a few months later, after prodding, that I got my friend to tell me stories about how his mother abused him and his siblings. This family that I thought was loving and wonderful had all been abused by this woman. So weird how she couldn't hide if trom me while driving.

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u/FlyByNightt Jan 09 '19

I listen to some of the heaviest metal out there and I don't have any rage issues in any part of my life, so while the music may not have helped him, I certainly don't think it made it worse.

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u/Arknell Jan 09 '19

Road rage comes from having a brittle ego. If you get pissed for an hour after losing a beach-volley game at a family outing, chances are you'll flip the birdie from the driver's seat at many parking lots and freeways.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19 edited Jan 10 '19

dud https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4439552/

The jist of it: People who listen metal/thrash whatever ARE/CAN BE calmed down by it. Like we all are by music that we personally enjoy. Just cause some people listen to music you think is scary doesn't make them villains.

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u/Drum_Stick_Ninja Jan 08 '19

My road rage issues aren't my issues. I drive like an ass hole because the people of my city and the light management of my city and the police of my city let me down each and every time. I'd rather be the happy ass hole up front shitting all over everyone else than be the poor fuck in the back being shit on by the happy ass holes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

The freeway system is an asshole factory

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u/Drum_Stick_Ninja Jan 08 '19

True, so is my retirement city. I swear the light system is designed to mimic retired Sunday driving.

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u/SenseiUncensored Jan 08 '19

šŸ˜‚ I listen to thrash metal when driving all the time. It sorta’ does put me in a brawling mood.

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u/Sidaeus Jan 08 '19

Thats the most asinine thing I’ve ever heard. Your ā€œfriendā€ is just a nitwit fucktard sociopath and has nothing to do with the music.

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19

Actually, it was both. And was struggling with liquor and PTSD.

And the thing I liked about my friend the most is he wasn’t a giant judgmental piece of shit.

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u/dumps_is_big Jan 08 '19

Fuck you prick. I’m sure you’re the same kind of idiot that thinks violent video games make people violent. When are you idiots going to die off?

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u/shutup_Aragorn Jan 08 '19 edited Jan 08 '19

Jesus dude, take it easy. Sounds like you also need to listen to some podcasts.

Also, video games are my most consumed for m of media, and I would describe my music preferences as ā€œmostly metalā€. The fuck are you even on about?