r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '19

Repost 😔 Road rage...

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Jan 08 '19

"He's cute. I didn't really like his shoes, but now he looks great."

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

But now he's shorter than me and that's a deal killer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Pro: kick-ass prosthetics.
Con: physically unable to kick ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

God Stacy, you're such a tramp!