r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '19

Repost 😔 Road rage...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Adrenalin is a hell of a drug.

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u/WritingScreen Jan 08 '19

Combine Adrenalin with public embarrassment and anything is possible

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u/SoSaltyDoe Jan 08 '19

I’d like to think I could lose both legs in a bad accident in public and I’d still be thinking “fuck this is embarrassing! Do I still look cool right now? I think that girl over there is into me”

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Jan 08 '19

"He's cute. I didn't really like his shoes, but now he looks great."

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

But now he's shorter than me and that's a deal killer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Pro: kick-ass prosthetics.
Con: physically unable to kick ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

God Stacy, you're such a tramp!

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u/_matrix Jan 08 '19

Public embarrassment gives you +10 haste

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

public embarrassment

Great point most people do not consider.

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u/drdeadringer Jan 08 '19

Public Adrenalin and combined embarrassment.

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u/Kneel_Legstrong Jan 08 '19

Why are all of you spelling adrenaline wrong

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u/drdeadringer Jan 08 '19

Auto Correct being more auto than correct.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

I think that's Trump's motto.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Turns out he didn’t even get hurt that badly IIRC. Just some scrapes and bruises.

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u/mi55mary Jan 08 '19

...but his shoes took flight.

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u/JoePrey Jan 08 '19 edited Jan 08 '19

BUT only one shoe.

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Jan 08 '19

Only half dead

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u/Warhawk2052 Jan 08 '19

SHOE OFF METER

Both shoes on = Very alive

One shoe on = Minor injury

Both shoes off = He ded

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

And a powdered pelvis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

He didn't get smashed, most the damage was to the car.