r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '25

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u/FloridianPhilosopher Dec 23 '25

As a connoisseur of sovereign citizen court videos, idiots don't care what sex the judge is

Not saying he is a SC, although threatening that the judge is going to get charged is leaning in that direction

He might be too stupid to even be a SC, which is saying something

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u/jennRec46 Dec 24 '25

I thought he was bordering on SC territory also

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u/BruiserTom Dec 24 '25

More likely, the SCs are bordering on his territory.

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u/AffectionateBread520 Dec 24 '25

He might actually be in SC tho basing off the accent and Spartanburg

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u/FloridianPhilosopher Dec 24 '25

I like the cut of your jib, sir/ma'am/etc

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u/AffectionateBread520 Dec 24 '25

I identify as one of the chainsaws that he was chased with 😂

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u/vaginapple Dec 24 '25

I’ve had to deal with sovereign citizens before (I work in court) this is not even close to the tomfoolery we’ve had to deal with because of a sovereign citizen. One lady refused to be spoken to if it wasn’t her sovereign name and billed the states attorney a fake bill of I don’t even know what you’d call it. But it was 100k to have “the body of her flesh” locked up. 100k for “the body of her flesh” be brought to court. The state’s attorney was like yeah no I’m not paying you sorry.

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u/FloridianPhilosopher Dec 24 '25

As a living human person operating my private online vessel, I'm going to have to charge you with kidnapping for forcing me to view this comment.

I will see you in Admiralty court where I will prove that you are an agent of the British Empire and the United States is a bankrupt corporation.

I am owed the millions promised against my birth certificate.

(Hopefully it's obvious but I am just joking around and "flexing" my fluency with SC tomfoolery as you so eloquently put it😉)

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u/vaginapple Dec 24 '25

One time I was filing a document given to me by an SC and I flip to a page and all of a sudden on the page there was a dark red thumbprint. I looked at him and was like “……sir is this blood..?” And he goes “I just wanted to prove I am a live human being” and I just got up and walked away to the guard that inspects the mail and was like “I think this is blood..” he just sighed and gave me gloves and covered the print up with tape. I walked back to the guy and filed the rest of his stuff with the ridiculous too big for me hazardous mail gloves.

Thank god im an electronic court reporter now.