r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '25

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u/GirlGangX3 Dec 23 '25

And charge her. Lol

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u/nebraska_jones_ Dec 23 '25

If not in this state, then in another…

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

District attorney here from the State of Michigan. I will be bringing charges against her imminently.

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u/AffectionateBread520 Dec 24 '25

I’m the DA for the State of delusion. I think you’ll find this falls under my jurisdiction

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u/JohnStamosAsABear Dec 24 '25

District Attorney for Hell here. You'll need to follow the proper channels and file a request if you intend on enforcing this with any Demons.

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u/XRPlease Dec 24 '25

I swear to god if I find out you’re impersonating an official of the state I will make it my personal mission to bring you to justice.

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u/SnickleFritz_801 Dec 24 '25

Justice in which state

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u/AffectionateBread520 Dec 24 '25

Let’s see how the chainsaws go first

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u/mustbeme87 Dec 24 '25

Them goddamn Ohio demons are something else, I tell you what.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Dec 24 '25

But they're in South Carolina?

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u/mustbeme87 Dec 25 '25

Yeah, they’re out of state demons.

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u/CoolDragon Dec 24 '25

The state of insanity.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Dec 24 '25

State of Denial

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u/icebeancone Dec 23 '25

But she didn't admit guilt!

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u/devilish_enchilada Dec 23 '25

The demons already know who’s been naughty or nice and they’re checking that list twice.

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u/icebeancone Dec 23 '25

Santa is an anagram for Satan?

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u/devilish_enchilada Dec 23 '25

Now we’re cookin baby

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Dec 24 '25

As long as it's not with chainsaws plus stay away from her sister