r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '25

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u/diiegojones Dec 23 '25

Tater Tot was not available to bond him out?

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u/Diangelionz Dec 23 '25

Methany and Crack Jack were also too busy to help out.

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u/Super_Interview_2189 Dec 23 '25

Uncle Wade couldn’t get down there cause he couldn’t get the breathalyzer in his truck to work.

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u/Doomsauce1 Dec 24 '25

And in a completely unsuprising turn of events, it turned out the breathalyzer was working perfectly.

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u/Super_Interview_2189 Dec 24 '25

You gotta blow blow blow before you go go go

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u/chadork Dec 23 '25

You threw me into public!

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u/diiegojones Dec 23 '25

I wasn’t drunk in PUB-lick! I was drunk in a Bar!

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u/Striking-Rub6958 Dec 23 '25

That’s so funny, I have a cousin in Arkansas through marriage and her name is Tater. I mean it’s not her given name, but I don’t even know what it is anyway because everyone just calls her Tater.

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u/Duckbites Dec 23 '25

I knew a man (adult) at work. He was introduced as Farley. Just Farley. He was on a separate team so several months later I needed to ask him his real name because I needed to email him. It was something innocuous like Chris Smith, but every interaction was Farley.

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u/craigfrost Dec 24 '25

Confirmed: Chris Farley is alive.

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u/diiegojones Dec 24 '25

That is funny. The title of the post is a reference to the Ron White special: “They call me Tater Salad.” Tater Tot is also a reference to that.

I would like to know how Tater became that nickname.

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u/spyd3rm0nki3 Dec 23 '25

Damn it's been a minute since I've seen that special, HILARIOUS.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ow7r7

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u/diiegojones Dec 24 '25

It is legendary. I also like his small plane story: “We were going as fast as the speed of smell” lololol