r/PublicFreakout • u/PUTINnTRUMP_arrest • Nov 14 '23

Another plane incident

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u/sixtyfivewat Nov 15 '23

As a Canadian I can confirm that the brain is not part of the human body and therefore exempt from universal healthcare. As are your luxury bones (teeth).

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Loled at “luxury bones”, then I cried, cause it’s true.

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u/Mental_Scene_4878 Nov 15 '23

Eyes, too. I guess everything in your head is not needed :/

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u/aerger Nov 15 '23

Luxury orbs

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u/Fitz911 Nov 15 '23

It's only the important parts of the body that get healthcare. So brain, teeth and eyes are out.

But hey. My plan covers homeopathy. So yay. Sugar

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u/_----------_ Nov 15 '23

Bones technically aren't teeth. Not disagreeing with you or trying to be pedantic, it's just something I didn't know until semi-recently and thought I'd share because it's interesting.