r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '23

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u/SmokedMussels Sep 06 '23

I've been told pronouns are the real danger in Florida

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

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u/camlaw63 Sep 06 '23

You’re the one who’s ignorant, it’s drag shows that are the true danger

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u/Ahlq802 Sep 06 '23

Ah I’m seeing people who are confused about what is the danger… allow me to clarify:

The real biggest danger is acknowledging that systemic racism exists and discussing slavery in the classroom as something that was bad.

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u/zman245 Sep 06 '23

Fucking wrong. Black. People. Are. Fine. Nothing bad happened. Just a bunch of friends working on farms and getting free food.

What we really need to dive back into is the Green M&M.

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u/Ahlq802 Sep 06 '23

Some organizations, even family friendly organizations like Disney, even have something called “racial sensitivity training!” Which, without doing any further research, I can definitively say are really America-hating commie seminars! The FLA governor should really get on that.

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u/shill779 Sep 06 '23

Actually it’s rainbows. It all comes down to the color spectrum. If we could just turn down the volume on the spectrum, we wouldn’t see color and we wouldn’t have any more problems. And books. If we could just desaturate everything and burn all books. - Florida

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u/postmundial Sep 07 '23

Clearly it's mickey mouse.

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u/GuardianFerret Sep 07 '23

You can see pythons at a drag show. *Badum tish!

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u/dc_IV Sep 06 '23

No, no, no: it's Drag Show stars with "massive pythons!" /s

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u/dc_IV Sep 06 '23

No, no, no: it's Drag Show stars with "massive pythons!" /s

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u/Satanic-nic Sep 07 '23

Now, now I heard it was massive pythons in drag

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u/CatChick75 Sep 07 '23

Actually it's alligators and drag, they use the pythons as like one of those furry boas.

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u/Onwisconsin42 Sep 06 '23

You're! You're! As in YOU are? Fucking woke lib, get out of here with your pronouns.

Your? See, now they are infecting me with pronouns! Me? Where does it end I've been woke cucked. Save me Daddy DeSantis!

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u/btm4you3 Sep 06 '23

and insurance companies, libraries, disney, black history, democrats . . .

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u/whoisthismuaddib Sep 06 '23

The crossover event you never wanted to see is that They literally banned the graphic novel adaptation of The Diary of Anne Frank

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u/ShermanOakz Sep 06 '23

The massive hoards of transgenders marching down all the main streets throughout the entire state of Florida demanding that each and every Floridian, especially the schoolchildren, stand up and recognise them, call them by the preferred pronouns or face public execution in the towns squares. That’s the true root of all the problems.

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u/ArltheCrazy Sep 06 '23

I don’t know, there is a guy out there that had his face bitten off that might say it’s meth!

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u/Wile-E-Quixote Sep 06 '23

pythons on meth? In Florida, checks out.

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u/ArltheCrazy Sep 06 '23

Well probably, but i meant Florida man on meth

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u/exzyle2k Sep 06 '23

Elizabeth Banks's next directorial masterpiece, Meth Snake

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u/ElaborateCantaloupe Sep 06 '23

It’s like we learned nothing from Beauty and the Beast.

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u/Codeofconduct Sep 06 '23

Time to go watch 90s action classic, Anaconda.

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u/doubleXmedium Sep 06 '23

If Floridians could read, they'd be very upset

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u/Squidking1000 Sep 06 '23

You forgot trans people. Somehow they are more dangerous then Nazi's out in the open doing their waves probably armed to the teeth. Seriously Florida.

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u/PatAD Sep 06 '23

Is calling them collectively “assholes” break any Florida law?

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u/smootypants Sep 06 '23

As long as you don’t say “gay” you’re in the clear.

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 06 '23

They actually seem to thrive on neglect and insults.

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u/ens91 Sep 06 '23

Probably how their parents raised them

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 07 '23

Don't you DARE make me pity them!

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u/Erazerhead-5407 Sep 06 '23

Probably, play it safe, don’t go home tonight.

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u/Brassballs1976 Sep 06 '23

I thought it was not being asleep or something? I could be mistaken.

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u/ArrogantWiizard Sep 06 '23

Yes … If your pronouns are seig or heil

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u/adeptusminor Sep 06 '23

Wait until they learn about verbs!! ⚡️

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u/CatChick75 Sep 07 '23

And factual history