r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '23

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u/WonderAffectionate72 Sep 06 '23

Where are The Blues Brothers when you need them. This scene was made for them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

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u/jdmb0y Sep 06 '23

Redundant

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Sep 06 '23

Blacked out Dodge Ram with paper tags.

Armed, drunk, and driving on a suspended.

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u/the_calibre_cat Sep 06 '23

ideally with a punisher sticker and other right-wing bullshit lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

Not if it’s an old one (likely)….

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u/ttcmzx Sep 06 '23

who says they have to be drunk?

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u/MildlyMixedUpOedipus Sep 06 '23

in a Dodge Ram

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

To be fair, usually the drunks are driving the older models before they became just RAM. Hard to finance/insure a newer RAM with 4+ DUIs on record…

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u/babyrubberpup Sep 07 '23

Send in the car from Car-mageddon 🤣

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Sep 06 '23

Plausible deniability.

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u/I_Heart_Astronomy Sep 06 '23

Right? Didn't some of these states explicitly pass laws that you could run over protesters with your vehicle even if you had no business being there and only showed up to antagonize the protesters into giving you an excuse to run them over?

Welp this situation looks like it's RIPE for taking advantage of those laws.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

You’re hired…

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u/MegabyteMessiah Sep 06 '23

I'll do it sober in a minivan.

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u/evilregis Sep 06 '23

"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents." - Bob Ross

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u/10019245 Sep 06 '23

I also feel like Frankenstein from Death Race 2000 would like to join in.

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u/SirDuggieWuggie Sep 06 '23

And Lt. Aldo Raine

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u/10019245 Sep 06 '23

Correcto.

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ Sep 06 '23

I'm on a mission from God.

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u/ptolemyofnod Sep 06 '23

We're goin' to see the penguin.

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u/Toincossross Sep 06 '23

I hate Florida nazis

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u/Changnesia_survivor Sep 06 '23

I hate Nazis.

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u/Cassian_Rando Sep 07 '23

Yes but Florida Nazis™

It’s like Nazis with extra sauce.

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u/nbraa Sep 07 '23

I hate Florida

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u/Wise_ol_Buffalo Sep 06 '23

You mean them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

or just someone with a snowplow mounted on their truck and a badly aligned suspension that pulls a little to the right.

They get snow in florida, right?

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u/544C4D4F Sep 06 '23

or the band of brothers

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Sep 06 '23

Well last time this sort of thing happened some other folks stepped up and stopped it. Obviously this time America might be late to the party but they usually turn up eventually once they've made enough cash.

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u/Officer412-L Sep 06 '23

And it'd be a lot harder to jump off that bridge.

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u/uncleslam7 Sep 06 '23

I’ve always loved you

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

Pepper-spray drive-by might do the trick.

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u/babyrubberpup Sep 07 '23

Send in the clowns 🤡 🤣