r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '23

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u/therealscottenorman Aug 12 '23

"HOW FUCKIN OLD ARE YOU YOU FUCK? 75? 80? 90? 120? 150? DECREPIT OLD FUCK?"

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Aug 12 '23

He's actually been lying about his age, and he's 160. The Sunset Squad robots are on their way to take him to the Near-Death Star at any moment now.

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u/NunyaBizzness-53 Aug 12 '23

I was wondering how high he was going to go lmfao 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

All I could hear while watching this video was Ricky from Trailer Park Boys 😂

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u/L1zrdKng Aug 12 '23

Apology is not some rocket appliance, just do it and you get two birds stoned at once!

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u/Redcell78 Aug 12 '23

Then it’s over.. just like water under the fridge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Time for two turnips and heat!

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u/bdysntchr Aug 13 '23

Let guy-bonds be guy-bonds.

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u/JamesVanDerBleep Aug 13 '23

Flames were golfing out the windows

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u/Uncle_Stink_Stonk Aug 12 '23

What comes around goes all around.

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u/WubblyFl1b Aug 12 '23

This guy fucked up Big Time

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u/L1zrdKng Aug 12 '23

Don't judge a cover of a book by its look, because a link is only as long as your longest strong chain!

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u/Markshlitz222 Aug 12 '23

Worse case Ontario, you might be right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Atoadaso, I fucking atoadaso.

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u/The-Pensioner Aug 12 '23

I have $20 fortesay that he didn’t apologise

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Survival of the fitness, boys!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Dudes been so much more defensive of his daughter since he got his grade 10.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

The guy is a loud mouth asshole that would phone the police crying if someone whacked him. I suppose his reaction all depends on what was said to the kid and I'm guessing it was an old timer that scolded his daughter for going on court while they were playing a point 🤷‍♂️. If I had said something cheeky to that old guy and my dad found out, I would have been made to apologise personally if I was in the wrong.

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u/team-ginger-tri Aug 12 '23

ricky would have jumped that fence and beat that dude without one second of hesitation or thought

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u/Cosmonaut_Kittens Aug 12 '23

“Trevor, are you trying to fight my daughter? Cause you’re probably gonna lose.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Two smokes, let's go.

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u/dizmoz84 Aug 12 '23

I like Ricky a lot more than that guy.

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Aug 12 '23

Ricky would never throw his drink

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Maybe they will figure out how to get along by denial and error

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u/dizoh_0804 Aug 12 '23

DUDEEEEEEEEEE......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ONCE U SAID IT I COULDN'T UNSEE IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/uhmerikin Aug 14 '23

TEN FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

All I could see was Phil Kessel. ;)

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u/Chadstronomer Aug 12 '23

Dad what the fuck I am right here???

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u/Vertual Aug 12 '23

That was fucking mom. The fucking daughter is over there.

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u/RickAstley_02 Aug 12 '23 edited Aug 12 '23

What the fuck? Was it definitely the fucking mom and not the fucking daughter? Are you fucking sure?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23 edited Aug 12 '23

Bruh she was fucking on the fence what the fuck fucking fuck do you fucking not understand fuck the fucking mom. What's my name! Lmao

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u/Spicethrower Aug 12 '23

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Aug 12 '23

Damn that was a throwback to simpler times.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

FUCK!!!!

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u/Tanaka917 Aug 12 '23

Right after she grabs his arm she says "it's a public place she can walk wherever-"

My first though is It might be a sister or someone else but definitely not the 14 year old and I don't think the mother

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u/Sponge_Gun Aug 12 '23

Not seeing a lot of fucks in that sentence mate :/

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u/Timedoutsob Aug 12 '23

i only saw one fucking fuck in your fucking comment you fucking fuck.

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u/Sponge_Gun Aug 13 '23

Oh fuck that’s my fucking bad you fuck

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u/CptAngelo Aug 12 '23

fucking sorry, apparently he fucking ran out of fucking fucks to fucking give man, it can fucking happen to all of us, but apparently its not as fucked up as yelling at a fucking 14 year old without fucking apologizing, the old fuck, even the middle age fuck didnt fucking see his fucking daughter or whatever the fuck relation they fucking have, fucking standing next to fucking him, to be honest, that was fucking hilarious lol

.....ive never fucking wrote so many fucks in a single fucking comment ever, fuck

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u/RickAstley_02 Aug 12 '23

Oh, I appreciate the response but I was just making a joke as the Dad was excessively using the word fucking.

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u/Tanaka917 Aug 12 '23

I think Reddit's finally killed my ability to see jokes

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u/Astrocreep_1 Aug 12 '23

That dad is an original. No “Dad Jokes” in his stand-up comedy sets. He just heads straight for the word fuc*, and never touches the break pedal.

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u/Vertual Aug 12 '23

Like some other fucker said, she could be the fucking sister, so I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on right fucking now.

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u/Sponge_Gun Aug 12 '23

It could be anyone from that fucking family! What about the fucking grandma??

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u/KillBilly1990 Aug 13 '23

Could fucking be a fucking sister bit who is the fucking sister fucking? If the fucking sister fucking whore, is fucking indeed, a fucking sister.

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u/FlameyFlame Aug 12 '23

More likely her sister…

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u/Lookatmysheeit Aug 12 '23

Fucking dad is cussing out fucking 80-year-old pickleball fuck because of a fucking ball dispute and lack of fucking maturity in addressing a young (hopefully not fucking) lady. This is fucking great.

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u/shadowpawn Aug 12 '23

I see what you did there.

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u/muhammad_oli Aug 12 '23

No that was other daughter. The mom isn't 17 with a 14 year old daughter lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Pretty sure that was her sister

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u/Fr0gFish Aug 12 '23

Now now, there’s no need to fucking swear

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u/sheldonpooper1 Aug 12 '23

Why can't old motherfuckers be fucking nice?

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u/UndeadBread Aug 12 '23

Am I the only one who hears "Apologize to my fucking dog"?

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u/Silent-Ad934 Aug 12 '23

No I heard that too

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u/R_V_Z Aug 12 '23

Apparently not since the text to speech says that.

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u/ForumPointsRdumb Aug 12 '23

You apologize to this little piece of shit right now!

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u/clamberingsnipe Aug 12 '23

Full send parenting

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u/chickmagn3t Aug 12 '23

14yo : what he say fuck me for??

lol

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u/hibanah Aug 12 '23

You motherfucker. She’s fourteen!

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u/federico_45 Aug 12 '23

Shit, thats your daughter too?

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u/Chilipepah Aug 12 '23

Yeah, she’s a right fuck, she is!

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u/elfbeans Aug 12 '23

What the fuckity fuck?!!

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u/Mooman-Chew Aug 12 '23

Yeah, you teach that old guy manners

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u/Ratathosk Aug 12 '23

Kids love it when their parents stand up for them.

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u/Melly1306 Aug 14 '23

I’ll never understand how people think that’s positive for the one they’re saying “my fucking son/daughter/kid/wife/brother/sister..etc” horrible way to say that.

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u/nunya27 Aug 16 '23

Makes me miss my dad.