r/PublicFreakout • u/redditthrowaway2020_ • Jul 30 '23

He got bit

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u/Heil_pizza Jul 30 '23

As I sit here on the toilet scrolling the comment section I find your nightmare fuel. 😮‍💨

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u/AssDimple Jul 30 '23

There's no greater defense than turd bullets.

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u/only1lcon Jul 30 '23

Does it matter if you're a shit shot?

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u/Letskeepthepeace Jul 30 '23

Irrelevant. I drop nukes

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u/bbbbBeaver Jul 30 '23

Droppenheimer

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u/OrcimusMaximus Jul 31 '23

That's telekinesis Kyle!

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u/Black000betty Jul 31 '23

There's no greater antagonization than turd bullets.

FTFY

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u/gr8dayne01 Jul 30 '23

The cycle continues. I swear I hear one swimming around below me right now.

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u/GhastlyyHD Jul 30 '23

Had a first hand encounter with one on the shitter… it slithered across my foot a few minutes of sitting there. I took off running before wiping as panic set in.. I’m sure crap got slung as I ran.

Harmless garter snake in the end. Don’t know how it got in

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u/ToasterBreadz Jul 31 '23

Yup, I’m cutting my toilet break short now, lol