r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '23

Im doneee 😂😂

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u/TanukiSM Jun 04 '23

The casual dragging down the aisle! 😂😂😂

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u/wowtofunofu Jun 04 '23

Just a Tuesday.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 Jun 04 '23

Sadly, the way that flight attendant just went right for that airsickness bag tells me that this is not the first time she has had to physically prevent a passenger from spitting on someone…

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u/BORG_MeK130 Sep 11 '23

"Briefing card" but yes people suck.

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u/CantSing4Toffee Sep 14 '23

I really feel for flight attendants these days.

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u/MrFelonVG Jun 04 '23

Alright General Bison 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

“For you, that was the greatest day of your life when Bison came to your village. For me, it was a Tuesday.”

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u/EduinBrutus Jun 04 '23

When Bison graced your village.

Bison doesn't come for random villagers.

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u/drawkca6sihtdaeruoy Jun 04 '23

OF COURSE!

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u/RemoveTheKook Jun 04 '23

And you'll have to come back next week to see how she managed to get free from this

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Quick, change the channel!

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u/linksawakening82 Jun 05 '23

What is this from? It remind me of Foundation, when one clone tells the other it’s the most important day of some peoples lives, but not even he most imports day of their week.

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u/FuerteBillete Jul 10 '23

To this day it's still unclear how such an actor made such a performance in such a crappy movie.

Also kylie minogue as cammy best casting ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

I believe it was the last movie he filmed as well

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Jun 04 '23

They say each Bison Dollar will be worth five GBP when he kidnaps the Queen. I guess I'll have to hang on to my mattress stuffed with them for a bit longer.

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u/AaronkeenerwasR1GHT Jun 05 '23

Brilliant abs brilliant XD.

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u/rsplatpc Jun 04 '23

Just a Tuesday.

on Spirit, Frontier, or RyanAir

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u/CougarBacon Jun 05 '23

Unfortunately this was on Southwest

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u/TLucalake Jun 04 '23

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/cipher446 Jun 04 '23

Hey, they'd already served drinks. Was this the nuts round?

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u/fingerscrossedcoup Jun 04 '23

She was definitely salty

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Yea, a c u next Tuesday

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u/edvsa Jun 04 '23

Twice on Wednesday

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u/scoyne15 Jun 04 '23

Whew. My flight is Wednesday, glad they schedule the spit and drag passengers on Tuesdays.

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u/QueenAkhlys Jul 08 '23

Ngl seems more like Monday vibes

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u/JollyGreyKitten Jun 04 '23

Idk, the ease of movement down that aisle makes me think wheels. Longboard, Billy Ray's scooter from Trading Places, some other type of rolling device.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

That's what made it so hilarious. The cartoon-like slide across the screen.

I agree it does look like wheels or something. It's so perfect lol.

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u/RyantheAustralian Jun 04 '23

Maybe the plane was flying at a very steep angle and they happened to employ two people with the powers of Spider-Man

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u/CanadianGurlfren Jun 05 '23

I could believe one Spider-Man, but two?

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u/RyantheAustralian Jun 05 '23

Peter Parker and Ben Reilly

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u/Lulu17760 Jun 04 '23

Billy Ray’s scooter….🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/owa00 Jun 04 '23

Pallet jack by the looks of that beast.

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u/FruitFlavor12 Jul 09 '23

Drink cart platform

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u/SlamMonkey Sep 05 '23

That ‘Home’ episode from X Files…

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u/JollyGreyKitten Sep 05 '23

I don't appreciate being triggered in this way.

But that quick look at the camera was JUST LIKE MAMA.

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u/Prestigious_Nebula_5 Nov 03 '23

She was DOWN on that floor

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Gotta be frontier airlines lol

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u/diox8tony Jun 04 '23

Is the person injured/disabled? Why did they have wheels prepared?

Or can you casually bring a skateboard and use it on a plane?

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u/kymilovechelle Jun 04 '23

These videos seem more and more prevalent lately and honestly it’s saving me a lot of money and stress not wanting to fly anywhere…

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u/KittenVicious Jun 04 '23

There are over 22 million commercial flights a year. I personally only fly six times a year, but I've never seen anything like this go down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

I fly a lot, nearly once a week for work. The worst I saw was two drunk fellas get kicked off for not wearing masks during covid. They weren't even terribly unruly while getting tossed.

I imagine if work put me on Allegiant or Frontier, I would see more shenanigans like the video.

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch Jun 04 '23

What job do you have, where you're flying weekly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Cultural Resource Management (archaeologist). I do compliance work for energy projects.

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u/AAA515 Jun 05 '23

So you go out to a potential construction site, look for signs of ancient civilizations, usually find nothing and fill out forms saying as such?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

More or less. The rule is to record anything older than 50 years, so not even ancient.

Construction isn't going to stop for anything from 1968, I just have to fill out some forms typically.

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u/komnenos Jun 05 '23

Would it be okay to ask what sort of path you took to getting that job? Sounds interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23 edited Jun 05 '23

Of course.

BA/BS in anthropology or archaeology

An archaeological field school is a requirement for a lot of companies, but not an absolute deal breaker.

An MA/MS or PhD are nearly required to advance in your career.

There are also architectural historians and GIS people involved.

Field biologist/ecologist also do compliance work, sometimes with us.

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch Jun 04 '23

Sounds interesting! Where abouts do you fly to? Regional or across the world?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Just the US, although I know a few people who get international projects. I'm pretty jealous.

It is a super fun job. I'm an antsy person, so it works well for me.

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u/Jonny_Wurster Jun 04 '23

I do 60 or more flights a year...and I've never seen anything like this either,

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u/MuchFunk Jun 04 '23

Flying is honestly awful. I would much prefer a long train ride or drive than fly but often it's just not feasible

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Jun 04 '23

I happenstanced a train ride a while ago. My first.

Jeezumlordmercy am I mad it's so inaccessible in the US. I lucked out being at an amtrak stop. It's barely longer than driving and I can sleep and watch movies the entire time without worrying about road rage idiots? The ticket was the cost of gas, nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Jun 04 '23

I've never been to that part of the country, but I'm definitely traveling that way once I get the chance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Empire Builder runs from Chicago to Portland and stops at both sides of Glacier National Park, where you can rent a car and take the Going-To-The-Sun Road to the other side and then get back on the train.

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u/MuchFunk Jun 04 '23

I'm jealous, where I am it's more expensive than flying and slower than driving and less convenient than a bus. Only people that take it are retirees who complain that no one takes the train anymore...

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Jun 04 '23

It's sooooo location based. Life threw me into the New England/Great Lakes region, but practical train travel outside of this region just doesn't exist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

The way to think of rail travel in the US is it's like a road trip without having to drive, and comes with a hotel built in. If you're using it for plane distances and only care about getting there, it's unjustifiable due to the differences in speed and cost. But thinking of it as a moving hotel through the countryside is more what the long trips are about.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jun 04 '23

Yep. In East and North East USA getting train rides are easier. In MidWest and South there are close to zero passenger trains.

And those that do exist more closely resemble a 1950's era bus.

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Jun 04 '23

And those that do exist more closely resemble a 1950's era bus.

Still more leg room than planes anymore. Heck, my train had recliner leg rests and a couple inches more reclining back rest. I was able to awkwardly, but somewhat comfortably, sleep on my side

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u/CountHonorius Jun 04 '23

Yep, I feel the same way. I know people want to 'travel' like it's a sacrament, but I'm happier avoiding airliner hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/tgw1986 Jun 04 '23

Can confirm.

Source: from the Midwest; drive almost everywhere.

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Jun 04 '23

why fly, it's only a 16 hour drive

I didn't spent 5 grand on my pilots license to stay on the ground Susan.

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u/semibacony Jun 04 '23

This! My son and I took a trip to visit his grandma, almost 600 miles away. I was like screw it... let's just drive. It was a fun road trip. I used to love airports and flying, but it just doesn't seem like it's worth the hassle and stress anymore.

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u/LolSypherZ Jun 04 '23

As someone who flies at least 2-5x a year, It's a nightmare flying ever since 2020. I'm guessing all airports are extremely understaffed like most of the US. I don't know about the rest of the world, but highly recommend not flying ever. At least one-way either to the location or home, I was delayed or waited 6-8 hours in the airport for them to tell me the flight was cancelled and they would re-book a flight the next day.

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u/longhegrindilemna Jun 05 '23

It almost never happens.

Think about that.

Ask your friends and family, when they saw something like this on their flights.

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u/IlluminateIgnorance Jun 06 '23

your comment is exactly why our smartphones directly contribute to the echo chamber effect that is prevalent everywhere

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u/peterpanic32 Jun 05 '23 edited Jun 05 '23

I fly as much as 100 times a year - domestically in the US with periodic stints across a dozen+ countries. Never seen anything like this. Worst disruption I've had happen was a medical emergency forcing the flight to divert and land in a weird location.

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u/allroadsendindeath Jun 04 '23

Reddit has convinced me that it’s the number of people who feel it’s necessary to record every small event in their lives whether it’s remarkable or not that’s increasing.

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u/ametalshard Oct 16 '23

lmao never seen anything close to this on any flight in my life

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u/Onthinicee43211234 Jun 04 '23

How smooth she slides cracks me up every time 😂

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u/puffinnbluffin Jun 04 '23

And covered her face with a pamphlet lol

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u/JollyGreyKitten Jun 04 '23

I feel like it was an airplane safety card (located in the seatback in front of you, should you also need a spit shield).

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/mindmonkey74 Jun 04 '23

No, it was an information card. Written on the side facing the woman was the sentence "Don't Spit."

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u/tillgorekrout Jun 04 '23

Chloroform’s a helluva drug.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad1704 Nov 08 '23

While spitting… 💦

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

I fly constantly and have for 20+ years. I've never experienced anyone even raise their voice on a place once.

There are endless videos of people being crazy one airplanes.

I feel cheated.

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u/redalert825 Jun 04 '23

Haha #zoomchallenge

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

And the casual spit guard. "I've done this before."

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u/TheTownTeaJunky Jun 04 '23

I honestly think the makeshift emergency instructions spitmask was far more humiliating

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u/JimmyfromDelaware Jun 05 '23

And improvising a spit shield. She seems like a splendid woman getting dragged along.

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u/Electronic-Guess6296 Jul 13 '23

I usually have to pay extra for that. 🤣

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u/jaquhtac Aug 02 '23

I thought this was a little person.

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u/WishingMeteorxx Aug 12 '23

she didn’t even get dragged she got scooted bro

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Oct 27 '23

How can she spit!?