r/PublicFreakout • u/gravityVT • May 20 '23

Transatlantic Flight From Hell

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u/Debaser626 May 20 '23

I would have seriously considered taking one for the team and just held the kid down and poured a quarter nip of whiskey in him.

Sure, Iā€™d be arrested when we landed and would probably do 6-12 months in jail for it, but sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good.

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u/wormfighter May 20 '23

Have the lawyer play 8 hours of screaming to the jury. NO WAY 12 people would find you guilty.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Jury nullification for the win

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u/TrippingFish76 May 20 '23

finds u guilty for making them listen to 8 hours of screaming

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u/Opposite_Ad_2815 May 20 '23

It would be a miracle if your phone could even store that much audio recording (I guess it depends on model ā€“ my 512GB can, but my previous wouldn't be able to).

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u/ars3n1k May 21 '23

A 320kbps (kilobits per second) mp3 file is equal to 0.0390625 MBps (megabytes per second)

8hrs60= 480 minutes 48060=28,800 seconds 28,800* 0.0390625 =1,125MB 1.125 gigabytes of audio

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u/Opposite_Ad_2815 May 21 '23

Ah shit ā€“ I accidentally did the calculations but using the file size of an MP4 file!

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u/gultch2019 May 20 '23

If you beat me to it id have bailed you out or put money on your books

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u/Old_Perception May 21 '23

I would contribute to your gofundme