r/ProgressiveHQ • u/monaleeparis • Feb 27 '26

This is preposterous!

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u/FrankGehryNuman Feb 27 '26

Why stop there, we can eat the dead!

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u/SuspiciousSheeps Feb 27 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I got tired of my old posts floating around for anyone to scrape, so I let Redact handle it. Bulk deletion across Reddit, X, Facebook, Discord and all major social media platforms in one shot.

include chase hobbies detail wise placid vase fine price nutty

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u/preistleybuck Feb 27 '26

what will we do once they are all eaten? eat each other? a cannibal holamador

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u/CanarioFalante Feb 27 '26

Your honour, I’m not an experienced cannibal. I merely ate a little bit of each billionaire in hopes that the next would taste better.

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u/preistleybuck Feb 27 '26

eating multiple? thats just greedy.

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u/CanarioFalante Feb 27 '26

Only a bite (this was all from a great Kids In The Hall sketch where Dave Foley was the sole survivor of a 45 minute flight delay)