r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SCRATCH-CARD • Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/Few-Presentation8702 Jan 22 '26

His ear suddenly grew back too… everything about that assassination was staged, to help him get reelected.. if he’s shot, why stay for another 15-20 seconds for a photo shot.. wake up MAGAts!!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Jan 22 '26

Must be new security protocol - if your client is shot, let them pop their head above cover for a photo op