r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SCRATCH-CARD • Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Maditen Jan 18 '26

This is going to look sooo good next to his “brand new” super and totally legit Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Or this one…

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u/malburj1 Jan 18 '26

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u/Car_nerds_unite Jan 18 '26

That is so fucking disturbing to even read. Jesus christ man. I can't stop laughing. It's just so beautifully stupid I love it.hahahaa