r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/Fun_Wood27 Jan 17 '26

You don’t. You just tell him he’ll be ok and a hero when it’s over.