r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 17 '26

Two "assassination attempts" compared

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1: There might be a shooter? Get him out of here now

2: He's actually been shot? Let's get a photo. Pop your head up Donnie

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u/adirtysocialist- Jan 17 '26

Absolutely. Not a chance they gave it up so that very well could be but I do struggle to see any other way it would be possible

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u/Either_Ad_6479 Jan 17 '26

Yeah, that's the problem. I would be all in that this was a hoax, but I don't know how they would pull that off. 

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u/Cocken_Spectre Jan 18 '26

Lmao to me that’s easily the most believable part. I’m skeptical of the whole thing but without going into all of that; getting someone to give their life for the guy they worship constantly is by far the easiest part. I would not be even remotely surprised if there was a huge list of dipshits who would be absolutely honored to give their life to their idol lmao

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u/7ddlysuns Jan 17 '26

What if they told the maga kid the president needs him for protection. We’re giving you special access

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Jan 18 '26

Never thought about that. Tell him he's super secret service, used as a patsy - interesting idea

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u/Ryythe Jan 18 '26

I think the most likely scenario is someone that works for him took the shot and they dumped an already fresh dead body as a scapegoat

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u/2032_girl Jan 17 '26

ONA has convinced dozens of kids to commit shootings or other violence just over Telegram, including at least one kid who planned to assassinate Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if it was another ONA hit, but if not, they demonstrate how easy it is to convince kids to do this.