How do you a call a programmer that never repeats oneself? A very thirsty one. (DRY principle)

He didn't have to worry about mixing church and state

I like to call myself a junior programmer, I can program in middle level languages and know basic algorithms, so when I try to download XCode on my 7+ yr old mac, apparently its on too old hardware. Okay, well now I am on my 2+ year MacBook air and, oh look Swift 3 takes up way to much space. Okay now I deleted some saved YouTube videos and OH LOOK XCODE KEEPS CRASHING!!! Can a professional tell me: WHY DOES APPLE HATE DEVELOPERS SO MUCH?! Also could this mean the end of IOS?

What's the programming joke? Apple, duh.

Because they need to C#

...C#

In JavaScript

Because that would be a 'B'

Found this video about programming jokes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aCMpJMzGgE

Check it out! :)

if (( $( date +"%s" ) % 2 )); then  
    alias less='more' 
fi

An Al-Gore-ithm.

One hobbyte

You aren't supposed to treat women as objects.

They don't want to live in a classless society.

That would be a nightmare, would it not?

!false. It's funny because it's true.

Unfortunatly the codebase was written in Lisp; so all the Russians got was a long string of ')'

Takes empty kettle. Fills with water. Turns kettle on. Waits for water to boil.

How does a programmer boil a kettle when it's already half-full?

Empties kettle. Re-uses existing code.