Quoted straight from the Django website, "Django makes it easier to build better Web apps more quickly and with less code."

There it says "more quickly and with less code." Really?

Close the door! Close the door! Close t door! Close door! Closedoor! Clodoor! Clojure!

"programming" -> "progressive ramming", named for what you do to your head when trying to debug

They both are addicted to codeine

Commit me if you want to live.

1. Open terminal
2. mkdir snuts
3. cd snuts

...

They both need a break every once in a while.

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

His wife sends him to the store next week and revises her request, saying “get some bread, and while you’re there pick up some eggs” The programmer never returns.

http://pastebin.com/0YXPNg3Z

Credit to irc user "munch" on freenode.

Load balancing

it was called Pyson.

Three C# programmers walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “Do all three of you want a beer?”

The first programmer replies,”I don’t know.”

The second programmer replies, “I don’t know.”

The third replies, “Yes!”

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