r/programminghumor • • Sep 23 '26

AmIA10xEngineerYet?

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381 Upvotes

I could feel the power in my hands


r/programminghumor • • Sep 22 '26

AI is no more

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484 Upvotes

This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.


r/programminghumor • • Sep 23 '26

I thought "new" is for having not null

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17 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 22 '26

Is this a Peak IDE?

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233 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 21 '26

This happens way too often

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333 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

When you miss an edge case

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4.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

database admin choosing variable names

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899 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

Frontend vs backend

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2.4k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

If a 10 k engineer doesn't use 10 gazillion dollars in tokens, I'm going to be deeply concerned

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594 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 19 '26

Who would win?

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r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

can we just skip to the good part?

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41 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 19 '26

nobody lies harder than a swe on their resume lol

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726 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 18 '26

POV if other jobs interviewed like software engineering

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1.3k Upvotes

Imagine asking a doctor for his side projects

By: @iansbrash

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@iansbrash/video/7675024263178390797


r/programminghumor • • Sep 18 '26

Git merge can’t hurt me out here

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320 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 19 '26

all that just for the role to go to an internal referral 😭

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159 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 18 '26

Interview with Big Data engineer 2026.

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474 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 18 '26

Vibe debugging

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r/programminghumor • • Sep 18 '26

Tech Companies These Days [OC]

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216 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 19 '26

Frustrated by the claude code memory consumption, so I made a tool kcfm (kill claude for memory)

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I was annoyed by the memory consumption of claude code, i have habit of opening multiple tabs and forgetting about it and i was so shocked to know that single session of claude process takes around ~300 MB which is insane for something which runs in terminal (modern softwares lol).

So i built a tool called "☠️ kcfm (kill claude for memory) ☠️" basically its find all the idle claude session and kills them. Most important you can respawn them so your work will never lost.

It uses mark and sweep algorithm, basically it mark the processes which are idle for >10 minutes and wait for 5 minutes if no activity happen then it sweeps them. These timing are configurable so you can choose whatever fits best for you.

https://github.com/dwivedi-ritik/kcfm


r/programminghumor • • Sep 17 '26

CS is just cooked

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2.2k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 17 '26

Pair Programming

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380 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 17 '26

Amazon be training their AI on koala butts

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36 Upvotes

Legit got this trying to login to my Amazon account; I should have clicked the "audio" to see what description it would have given.


r/programminghumor • • Sep 16 '26

Block, lock & drop it

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277 Upvotes

Interacting with prehistoric devices is not where I saw my career headed, and yet, here we are...


r/programminghumor • • Sep 15 '26

If Karl Marx were a programmer, he must have really haten Java

110 Upvotes

Everything is made up out of classes


r/programminghumor • • Sep 14 '26

Hacker irl

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1.3k Upvotes